General Chat

Suzanne, Barbra

Those Guinea Pig kebabs I had the other day were really tasty. I'm fattening the other Guinea pig up for Christmas :-D

omg
that poor guinea pig will be like a whale at christmas,but i suppose he needs to be big to fit on your BBQ lol.
but please make sure your wife knows that the said guinea pig is for eating and not for beating you around the chops for being a naughty boy. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Now, speaking about chops........ :-D

oh let me guess.
wallaby chops yum yum.
poor cuddly wombat chops,plenty of meat on them,big fat wombats like to eat,so yummy meat on them methinks.???
bet your wife loves chops, but let me guess, as a special treat to her you will tie her to a chair and let her watch you gorging on those lovely wallaby chops.xx :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

No Suzanne, my especial delight is Quokka, a delightful marsupial found on Rottnest Island, just off the coast of Perth.

Of course, the Authorities frown on this sort of thing, but, hey, how many people were transported for poaching?

Mind you, I prefer mine grilled, not poached :-D

you could write a book about this funny bantering,it would be a bestseller.
you could live a very comfortable life on the very generous advance that the publishers throw at you.until the RSPCA catch up with you and throw you in jail for your dreadful treatment of cute furry creatures.
:-D

lol Suzanne

There's a whole world of cute furry creatures out there for me to draw on for the book.

But then I would probably be charged with Graffiti vandalism.

:-D