General Chat

lol Suzanne

There's a whole world of cute furry creatures out there for me to draw on for the book.

But then I would probably be charged with Graffiti vandalism.

:-D

you could write a book about this funny bantering,it would be a bestseller.
you could live a very comfortable life on the very generous advance that the publishers throw at you.until the RSPCA catch up with you and throw you in jail for your dreadful treatment of cute furry creatures.
:-D

No Suzanne, my especial delight is Quokka, a delightful marsupial found on Rottnest Island, just off the coast of Perth.

Of course, the Authorities frown on this sort of thing, but, hey, how many people were transported for poaching?

Mind you, I prefer mine grilled, not poached :-D

oh let me guess.
wallaby chops yum yum.
poor cuddly wombat chops,plenty of meat on them,big fat wombats like to eat,so yummy meat on them methinks.???
bet your wife loves chops, but let me guess, as a special treat to her you will tie her to a chair and let her watch you gorging on those lovely wallaby chops.xx :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Now, speaking about chops........ :-D

omg
that poor guinea pig will be like a whale at christmas,but i suppose he needs to be big to fit on your BBQ lol.
but please make sure your wife knows that the said guinea pig is for eating and not for beating you around the chops for being a naughty boy. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Suzanne, Barbra

Those Guinea Pig kebabs I had the other day were really tasty. I'm fattening the other Guinea pig up for Christmas :-D

Suzanne Ask him were he puts his trophies .I dare you :-D night going this time before he comes back to tell you,, Barbra x

ALLANS wife treats cute furry animals in a frighful way,
when hes naughty(which is often) she beats him about the head ,with either a WOMBAT,or a WALLABYor even a BADGER, and they have been known to BBQ the poor furry things(they have a very large (BBQ).
ALLEN saves money on special occasions, by walking his wife past her favorite restaurant to wiff the air surrounding it,thats her special treat.
please dont feel sorry for him,he really does not deserve it.x :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Goodnight Barbra :-)

Well i am shocked & stunned I always thought you were a very kind man .now i know what kind :-0
early night for me TTFN xx

lol Barbra :-D

From various threads you have seen how I treat cute furry animals :-D

Allan Sorry for mispelling billabong .you would take your tucker bag.to the lake you would have your lunch in it :-D
aw wombats .they are lovely little furry things how could you :-(

Hello Barbra

A boomerang that doesn't come back is called a 'stick'. Aussie men do not play near a billybong: you may be confusing the word with billabong, which is a small lake.

Billybong is actually the name of a game which is very similar to table-tennis. However, we use wombats to strike the ball :-D

As for a tucker bag, well, I'm not even going to go down THAT path!

Do All OZY men have a boomerang & does it really come back ? :-D do they play near a billybong with a tucker bag ?

lol Barbra :-D

Sleep well

Allan just thought everything was down under
night night . :-D

We don't stand on our heads Suzanne. That is a misunderstanding that all people in the UK seem to have.

We just follow an English recipe and the cake comes out upside-down :-D

my mum used to make that,it was yummy,but dont remember her standing on her head to cook it,must be very difficult Allan. :-D

Yes Barbra, unfortunately. :-(

But.....we do make a great upside-down cake :-D :-D