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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:08
	Q: If I have £5 in one trouser pocket and £5 in the other trouser pocket...what have I got
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:08
	A: Someone elses trousers on
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:09
	If you jump up and down on a scouring pad.... ...is 'that the way to harm a brillo'
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:09
	If you shoot a box of cornflakes does that make you a cereal killer
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	me	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:13
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	behave
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 4,121 Send Message	Juneoftheroses	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:14
	Ummmm question what you on ??
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:15
	lol nothing only the heady excitment of the weekend
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 4,121 Send Message	Juneoftheroses	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:18
	Oh well thats good lol....
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 8,346 Send Message	~♥footie~angel♥~	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:18
	huh ~ar these meant to be funny !!!!
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	me	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:19
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	are you ok Col lol
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 8,346 Send Message	~♥footie~angel♥~	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:19
	I fink he needs help!
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:20
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	You are as daft as a brush Col !!
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	me	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:21
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	have you been drinking Col
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:22
	helen good job his names col not basil BOOM BOOM
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 8,346 Send Message	~♥footie~angel♥~	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:23
	I'l av wat Col's on
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:23
	The little green occtopus was sad his mummy wouldnt allow him to help with the washing up saying that he was clumsy and would drop things. the gentle little occtopus so wanted to help and decided to show he could help by showing he was grown up....so for a few weeks he tried to grow a moustache and eventually with a little tache he said to his mummy ''please let me help I'm okay now and very good at washing up and it makes my skin nice'' ''What makes you think that'' said his mum ''I saw the advert'' he replied ''Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green hairy lipped squid''
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 8,346 Send Message	~♥footie~angel♥~	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:24
	now I'm gettin worried
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 1,079 Send Message	Surf	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:26
	oopse spilt tea when laughted so much
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 5,730 Send Message	Staffs Col	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:30
	An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were discussing childrens names over a pint The Scotsman said ''my son was born on St Andrews Day so we proud to call him Andrew'' Nodding in agreement the Englishman added ''my son was borrn on St Georges Day so we too were very pround to call him George'' The Irishman looked astounded and proclaimed ''that is a coincidence to be sure thats exactly how my son Pancake got his name''
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,135 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	7 Nov 2008 18:33
	Col luved the squid one
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

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