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I always park my car in the par cark

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

This little wimp goes out for a drink.

On his way to order his half of shandy, he steps on some dog poo. Slips and falls over.

He gets up to the sniggering of the regulars, and starts on his half of shandy.

Up to the same bar comes the local hard-man. Neck the same size as his head.

He also slips on the same dog poo. Finally, he finds his centre of gravity and gets up.

Wimp, looking for empathy, says "I've just done that"............

Lol Sue

My girlfriend is trying so hard to make her unwanted lumps disappear............... she has now taken to wearing a griddle !