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well I don't mind saying - I thought it was a bit unfair cos there's a lot of us it seems who don't have any sex to go off so to speak!!!!!

Ann XXXXX

Glenys - sorry about the hysterical rectum - it's a commonplace op these days though and you will be fine!!!!

I'm keeping my mouth shut on this thread! Some miserable wotsit will whoosh it and I will have shared my humiliation in public for nothing..AGAIN...lol

Sue

(who used to be flexible *wink* *wink*)

(now lays there as if I have been stunned by a brick)

I SAID BRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now am I safe to ask a question without getting it whoosed??




here goes, - as you probably know am in a lot of pain and anything is difficult, now hubby keeps going on anout these bungy things that he would strap me into and the bungy wouild do all the work, no the questions are
1) how the heck does he know about these devises
2) would I need a RSJ inserted to hold my weight in the bungy

Dawnie,

I question springs to mind but I daresn't ask...pmsl

xx

ask away sue this will prob get whoosed again so knowone will know

Evening - I'm fairly new here so can someone pls tell me what wooshed means? it sounds painful

John
Whooshing is when someone has deleted the thread.Maybe if they found it offensive or something.It can be done at any time.
This thread was a little rude if you like but not really that bad .It was just blooming funny!!! and someone has spoilt the fun.

Sorry John ,I thought you said what is whooshing not who does it .
I don't know if someone has to complain to GR and they do it .The person who put thread up can do it (I didn't)I don't really know.

Daff

have had a look and could be useful lol
right whipround needed £200 is the target might be a problem with where to put it though as Tiddlers bed is in our room and if she saw it she would want to play tarzan.


Am seeing you in a new light now Daff

Dawinie,,,

mental pictures are hysterical,,,,you give a whol new meaning to bungy jumping,,,,,,,,,,,ha ha,,what about a block&tackle,,,,,,,,!!!

(whoosh means all the postings got deleted into the ether,)

Helen,
That can never ever be repeated because it was so........ Funny

The banter was so on time with everyones remarks, I was in stitches.
Brilliant !! but someone HAD to get it Whooshed

lol Dawnie!! ;¬)) Wasn't me!! Blame the youngsters I was fraternising with on Monday last, lol!!!

Love

Daff xxx

Dawnie...I saw one of those bungee whatsits
on tv the other night when I (inadvertently) watched ..
is is called?...sex and the 21st century girl? something like that....looked a lot of fun lol

but also ,seriously, excellent for anyone not fully 'mobile' if i can put it that way...great idea! Sure it would be easy enough to track the supplier down?

Rose x

Helen, I better not tell my story again, I don't think that I said anything too naughty but you never know. Maybe the term well endowed upset someone who isn't.
I had one of those hysterical ops when I was 42 I have never looked back since. got rid of the old man later the same year. Had 4 years of fun then met my toyboy new hubby when I was 46!!!
So go for it girl
Angela

Now ladies and gents can you imagine the headlines if we got one of those bungee things and hubby pulled it down a bit hard then let go and I went flying through the house roof.

See knew it was true that pigs could fly.

Oh Dawnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoyed our chats last nite!! lol

Dawnie the flying lady..........!!!!!!
Angela

Hey girls where has the fun gone??
Angela