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Yoghurt is good for thrush, my friend told her aging mother.
Next week: That yoghurt didn't do anything for my thrush, dear.
That's a shame Mum. How much did you eat?
Eat? - came the reply
I thought you rubbed it in - boom, boom!!!

My Aunts best mates daughter used to be a dental nurse in her teens.

One day a patient came in an the dentist told Debbie...or so she thought, that the woman's name was moote. Being a foreign patient Deb thought no more.

Seating the patient in the chair Debbie tried to put her at ease.

"Just lay down there Moote, we wont be long now"

Poor woman must be scared, she thought, as the woman diddnt reply.

The dentist came in Deb explained that Moote was feeling nervous.

Quickly he ushered Deb from the room & with laughter in his eyes, explained Moote was not her name.but she was a deaf mute. (not the politically correct term used nowadays)

Well they had to go back to face this poor unsuspecting woman. Deb got the giggles and kept on having to pretend to pick something up from the floor to hide her laughter.

I know when the story was being brilliantly told (with actions) from Debs mum, we were all in fits !

Oh dear me...what a lovely thread this is,you have cheered up my day..rolling around the floor laughing.
Misty xx

I lost my marbles on Saturday

Was in Jenny's cafe with Connie when 2 teenagers ('oooodies) came in and sat further down the almost empty cafe.

I suddenly heard in the distance a phone ringing.

I turned to Connie & said "Listen, how funny they have the same ring tone as me ! "

I have Banana phone song copied from facebook on mine.

A while later |I heard it go off again, I started to feel cross. The whole tune was being played and they were smirking. It was now getting annoying.

It went off a further two times.

After our food I got out my phone in my coat pocket to ring for him indoors to pick me up

you've guessed it !...it was my phone ringing all the time, muffled in a padded pocket !

I diddnt half feel a wally !

Did anyone see where last Thursday went?
It wasn't until late Friday, having said Good morning to everyone at two in the afternoon,in the village, that I found the Friday local paper on sale.{Funny I thought that's out early}
I had woken up on Thursday only to find I'd lost a day, still haven't caught up yet.

Nurse.......!!!!!

Kay LOL :):)

Dont forget to reply to yourself to lol

said phone has now arrived,,,


so going to now text myself to tell me i have had it returned,,!!!

Julie :):) lol :):) I do that with e mails sometimes lol

Since I joined face book I have sent myself so many different things to, hugs smiles messages etc etc :):)

Im not the best person with a mobile phone it would take me half a day to make one text lol

lost it too, sent dad texts meant for hubby last week, it clearly said on my screen DAD but i still sent two, when it failed twice i still tried a third time, not noticeing it were wrong person

Kitty lol :):)

Its bad enough having the other things without giving yourself constipation as well lol Your poor daughter lol :):):)

Kay lol :):) It just gets battier by the minute lol

Thank you for starting this thread off, its given me so many laughs this morning :):)

these posts have now convinced me I'm not the only one to do batty things,,,and have made me laugh,,,,

but must update,,,

landline,,,,,,,,,i left my phone at your last night,,,,,stupid me was going to text you to say,,,,,,,,,,,yes we found it,,!!!but here is the punch line,,,,,,,,**dont think your'e stupid as I picked my phone up to text you to tell you ,you had,***

honest that was how it went,,we was in stitches,,,,,,,,!!

Ann, Lindsey and Shelli :):):)

I am sat here giggling to myself now, three classics in a row :):) Embarrasing moments for all of you but so funny :):) )

I can almost picture the look on all of your faces when they happened lol

My daughter takes quite a lot of medication and this week developed thrush ........................she got some tablets to clear it up and took them for 3 days.

Thrush still there and now she was constipated too.....................yesterday, she was tellin me all about it and she checked her medication.

She had been taking pills for diarrhoea instead of the antifungal ones!!

Not my fault......................for a change :)))

xx

Lindsey,

that happened to OH when he took rellies to the station to get train home and these blokes thought he was a taxi, took him plus 2 of our rellies to convince them he wasn't !!

ok will add just one......

We was on holiday a few yrs back, staying in a static caravan and i went down to the shop for bread milk etc. Came back and entered by back door of caravan, to find all these strange people looking at me!!!! Ours was next one along, and they had very similar car to ours, which in my daydream i had mistaken for ours, and of course the vans were identical. In my defence we had only been there about hour, so hadn't got my bearing!!!! Kids and OH rolled up laughing when i told them!!!

my sister went into a department store to buy a new light pull for her bathroom. First she bought the bottom piece and asked the assistant where she could find the cord. The assistant said "Downstairs by the meter" Sister says - "Well that's a stupid thing to say, d'you mean, electric meter, gas meter or water meter - how will I know which meter" Assistant said scathingly "By the metre - measurement metre" Doh!!

In the pouring rain, having decided on a taxi, I jumped into the passenger seat of a car and demanded to be taken home. The man was most suprised, as he had come to collect his wife, it's at time like that a suitable stone is required to crawl under.!

Lindsey lol, That is so embarassing when that happens lol I can remember I sat laughing one day when I parked my dark blue megane in a car park and another identicle one parked alongside, Hayley my wife returned to the car and before she knew it had almost sat on the lap of the passenger sat in the other car. I just creased up laughing lol

Not in public!
My Mum had a new orange Volkwagon beetle, took herself to Brent Cross shopping centre. After several hours shopping she went back to the car.....cars she could'nt remember the number, her key worked in at least ten similar orange beetles. She eventually found hers parked diagonally across 2 spaces with the seat belt dangling down. Wonder where I get it from ?

Maggie :) :)

You would have to be a contortionist or made of indian rubber to get round and face the back of your legs lols I have visions of you now going round and round in circles lol

Lindsey lol, The things the young ones do :):) Did you explain to your grandson lol