General Chat

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you know when you have lost it when,!!

you go to text someone to tell them you have left your phone at their house,,,,!!!
which I jsut went to do,,,,,,,,))

Kay lol

You,ve lost it lol


You know when youve lost it when you are sitting down with a remote contol in your hand watching QVC and they are showing computers. I sat here yesterday trying to move the curser on the tele by moving my fingers accross the remote control .

Hi Colin,,,what you like,,,,ha,,,,,,,,

Its like trying to turn the light on in a power cut isnt it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!

Ha Ha :):)

Thats true, done that to :):)

I think one of the daftest things I have done recently was to put an icy cold muscle rub on my leg, I then went into the bathroom to wash my hands but without thinking put my hand to my mouth to take out a hair , Within seconds my lips and front of my tounge were numb lol

lol Colin................easily done though.

I one sprayed my hair with polish...............didn't shine, but boy was it sticky!! :)))

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Oh Dear Kitty lol ::):):)

Ive picked up the shaving foam and put it under my arm instead of the deodrant before now lol What a mess just before going out and a new clean shirt also :):)

I hope it isn't just the three of us on the thread who do daft things!?!

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my mum with not so good eyes ,has in the past sprayed her hair with fly spray,,,!!!which both were kept under the sink,,,,,,

happy to say she was nit free,,,,,,,,,))

Think one of the daftest things I did was pour a kettle of water into the teapot which in a mindless moment had put a bag of sugar in instead of the sugar basin,,,,,,,,,

one which I do regular is,,,,make coffee /tea ,

I'm saying nothing.................

Corr theres no flies on your mum is there Kay lol :):)

Maggie :):):) What have you been up to lol

Come on Maggie..................own up, you know you want to :))))

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I've stood with the Fridge Door open wondering on which shelf to put the ...... dog's waterbowl.

Hi Michelle :):) lol : :):)

Mind you it could be far far worse, you could be thinking on which shelf to put the dog lol

I put the packet of sugar in the fridge the other day, no wonder the wife couldnt find it lol

parked my car in a multi-story in Cardiff, looked on the wall to see which floor - 5 it said. Right keep that in mind, off to do the shopping. Return to car park, level 5, no car! Really angry now, have had four cars stolen in the past and am hoping that whoever has taken it kills themselves in it!! Evil!! ring the police to report it stolen, by which time a crowd has gathered around me - all tutt tutting, offering me lifts home and saying that like me they will never park in that particular multi again. Police woman says "ask whoever is on duty if there is CCTV on level 5. On ground floor now I find attendant - is there CCTV on level 5 please. We start talking and I notice there is a 5 on the gorund floor - just a 5 in a circle. What's that 5 I asked. Five miles an hour he answered. And I suppose this 5 is on every level? It is he said. Well in that case I suppose my car is not on level 5. Give me the number, I'll take a look he said. Sure enough, it's on level 3. Am I the first person to make this mistake? Oh no, people do it all the time!! Well why don't you put m.p.h. under it? Dunno he said. So I then have to ring the police back and eventually leave the multi in a state of utter confusion!!

Colin - It's probably just as well the dog is to big to be lifted or I would never know where I would find him. :-) :-)

Ann my sister relies on her five year old to remember where her car is and he usually does. :-)

Kay :):):):)

I think you have started a classic funny thread here :):) These are so funny :):)

Ann :):) That had me in stitches :):) I think I will have to watch out for those five mile an hour signs in the future lol

Early morning, in the usual mental fog, make coffee.....pour boiling water into the sugar bowl add one spoon of coffee, stir..... wonder why there is no handle on the cup?

Lindsey :):):) lol

You like your coffee sweet then lol