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Steve

Steve Report 24 Oct 2004 16:45

"Do you know where we can get some wood, Pinnoky?" the baby bear asked. "No I don't," he replied, "Honest - I have no idea where to get any. Really. Truly. Truthfully. I just cannot think of where there is any wood. I am sorry, I just cannot help you. I just do not know where you could possibly find any wood. Definately not. No, no, no, no, no." With that, his nose grew by several feet - so Daddy bear sawed it down to size, and had pleanty of wood to heat his porridge. "Thanks Pinnochio," he said. "I know where to look when we have the barbeque"...........

Steve

Steve Report 24 Oct 2004 16:53

got ready to run for election against Tony.

Steve

Steve Report 24 Oct 2004 17:29

went along together.

Steve

Steve Report 24 Oct 2004 18:25

what the difference was between a cricket and a grasshopper.

Steve

Steve Report 24 Oct 2004 21:16

...if you're reluctant to marry me, I'll run off, and go to sea. Lampwick and I will go away, to an island where we can play. The Captain says there are no rules, There's no hard work, and no school." So off Pinnochio and Lampwick went....

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 25 Oct 2004 03:38

It was Marty McFly from Back to the Future who was wrestling with his................

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 25 Oct 2004 05:44

Off Marty went on his hover board, down the middle of the motorway, out of the corner of his eye he spotted......

Ramblin Rose

Ramblin Rose Report 25 Oct 2004 08:38

And they all fell down a big hole and were never seen again

Lisa

Lisa Report 25 Oct 2004 18:02

i knows a nose that would look smashing on you as a replacement...........

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 26 Oct 2004 06:25

The Queen of Hearts was the jealous sister of the Queen of Tarts, (a slut according to the Hearts Queen) that is why she had her dress in an ermine cloak and nothing else....to prove her theory was right....

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 26 Oct 2004 06:26

that diamonds and furs are..............

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 26 Oct 2004 07:07

"Hello Nave" they said, "are you sitting on a pumpkin or do you have a problem with ... you know....your watsits....are you sitting on a pumpkin....or are your "boys " swollen"?... we will rub it better..............your pumpkin that is...............

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 26 Oct 2004 11:14

what the hell are these doing here? and with that he threw them....

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 26 Oct 2004 12:04

which was strange as he always shops at asda online.....

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 27 Oct 2004 04:03

Richard the dasterdly human being from Coronation Street showed up...............

Scrummy

Scrummy Report 30 Oct 2004 12:18

rushed out into the forest and caught a pig which she put on the barbequ and invited..

Unknown

Unknown Report 30 Oct 2004 15:13

.........the Rio Grande

Lisa

Lisa Report 31 Oct 2004 18:24

to try and find the fair maiden and her prince charming.then they realised this was not whiter than white but cinderella.......

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 1 Nov 2004 01:29

pinnochio tilted his head "did you hear that lisa? im sure someone just shouted my name" he hung his head in despair "im going mad ive termites on the brain" he wailed

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 1 Nov 2004 01:47

go after i mentioned that i might be going mad this is a nightmareand i think ill......