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Unknown

Unknown Report 25 Apr 2005 23:57

Pinnochio was a bit bored of going straight so he decided to come out of early retirement. After all he was going for the liberal democrat candidate in slough. He turned up at the polling station and ......

Lisa

Lisa Report 28 Dec 2004 17:18

he made a promise to himself that he would give his nose a rest and quit lying.........

Lisa

Lisa Report 15 Nov 2004 16:01

used his nose insteadxxxxxxxx(:

Lisa

Lisa Report 11 Nov 2004 15:36

in a trance.................

Lisa

Lisa Report 10 Nov 2004 15:52

and swam to the land of make believe lapland where dreams come true..............

Lisa

Lisa Report 9 Nov 2004 15:57

an a real one instead of a wooden one would be nice............but what was pinocchio talking about?

Lisa

Lisa Report 8 Nov 2004 17:10

wood.maybe my father should restore me some other way...............

Michaela

Michaela Report 5 Nov 2004 17:47

wash down by the river.....

Lisa

Lisa Report 5 Nov 2004 17:27

was nigh for poor pinocchio but alas his saviour someone that could restore him.the miracle maker..........

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 1 Nov 2004 05:30

..they had devoured his legs. What is a boy to do when his wooden leg has to be replaced?

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 1 Nov 2004 01:47

go after i mentioned that i might be going mad this is a nightmareand i think ill......

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 1 Nov 2004 01:29

pinnochio tilted his head "did you hear that lisa? im sure someone just shouted my name" he hung his head in despair "im going mad ive termites on the brain" he wailed

Lisa

Lisa Report 31 Oct 2004 18:24

to try and find the fair maiden and her prince charming.then they realised this was not whiter than white but cinderella.......

Unknown

Unknown Report 30 Oct 2004 15:13

.........the Rio Grande

Scrummy

Scrummy Report 30 Oct 2004 12:18

rushed out into the forest and caught a pig which she put on the barbequ and invited..

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 27 Oct 2004 04:03

Richard the dasterdly human being from Coronation Street showed up...............

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 26 Oct 2004 12:04

which was strange as he always shops at asda online.....

Threegolds

Threegolds Report 26 Oct 2004 11:14

what the hell are these doing here? and with that he threw them....

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 26 Oct 2004 07:07

"Hello Nave" they said, "are you sitting on a pumpkin or do you have a problem with ... you know....your watsits....are you sitting on a pumpkin....or are your "boys " swollen"?... we will rub it better..............your pumpkin that is...............

Deb Vancouver (18665)

Deb Vancouver (18665) Report 26 Oct 2004 06:26

that diamonds and furs are..............