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Heave...nudge..... sob.... promised Harry the Multi Millionaire I would keep this thread going until he comes back from Blackpool I mean Bermuda on his yacht....

Harry's thread is dying! I promised to keep it going but.... XX BC

i threw all his bike mags out the window.............

we wernt married then but wen we got married i didnt say obey

Thought for ages (and discussed on here) about ways to get revenge on the ex... then decided that the fact that he's a pathetic loser with toilet brush hair and an ugly girlfriend was revenge enough for me :-) becx

Mine was not so much revenge as just deserts!!LOL When me and the (now ) ex were splitting up, he went for a vasectomy. As his wife, they phoned me up to ask permission, spoke about the discussion the doctor had had with me(?) etc. I asked if 'I' had blonde hair (I had black hair) - bit confusing for the person but she said yes. I explained who 'she' was, but said I'd come along on the day of the op if I could hold the scalpel!!LOL Poor cherub had to go private!! maggie

Only yesterday at work, 3 people told me I was an angel so I don't think I have any evil inside me. Remember evil to him/her who evil thinks. I'm a goody two-shoes! nell Oh, and in case you are wondering what I did to be called an angel - I just made the afternoon tea! It is more blessed to give than to receive.

Just one more day till Harry gets back...Nudge nudge puff puff...and he can take over his thread again...I think it was really EVIL of him to put me in charge!! lol BC

Worst I heard was the woman who videotaped the Lottery Programme one Saturday when her hubby was away (on a dirty weekend with his mistress). She then went and bought a lottery ticket, selecting the numbers for the winning ticket on the programme she'd recorded. The following Saturday, she played the video at the time the normal programme would be going out, and made him believe he had actually won the lottery! Revenge is sweet!

HI ALL , me and harry got back earlier than we expected from his yacht ! he had run out of money, and i wore his credit card and him out ! he is resting right now, the doctor says he should be strong enough to join us when the injection has taken effect. sue.

I liked Daisys bit about obeying. I really dont remember if I said OBEY...honestly! Still, if I did then I was lying!! Deanna :-0)

I heard of a woman who, on finding out that her partner was cheating, cut the crotch out of every pair of trousers, removed each sleeve from his jackets and removed the armpits from his shirts. She then put the lot back in the wardrobe and left.

buttercup- read and weep !! lol.

Sue - you lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dust him for fingerprints !!! lol.

Well.well, well, So this is the type of lady we have on this board - 'little bit of evil' was obviously an understatement Best one I ever heard - and this was definitely not me - a lady? put fiery Jack in her husband,s underpants as revenge for an affair - a very embarassed man ended up in hospital.( the precise how of that was never explained to me, but it,s a true story - perhaps with you lot it,s just as well I can,t give you the finer details. Sue,, Great week-end on the yacht - sorry about the headaches I got each evening. Buttercup Thanks for looking after the thread. Took the book 'the Joys of sex' on the week-end. Sue coloured it in. Your day (night?) will come. Happy days.

Oh Hal!! Welcome back. You break my heart.....sob sob BC

I have broken every one of the 10 Commandments. Will I go to hell when I die ? It can't be far off now so should I say sorry..... when I'm not ? len

harry the things that some of these ladies have been saying about you while you were aways was awful and they deleted them so you couldn't read them only joking . i hope you had a good time howard

hi harry don't know you yet, but look forward to chatting.