General Chat

Girls, All this attention is quite disgusting - but I like it. Just how much energy do you think I,ve got? Money - yes; energy - limited. If any of you lads who have contributed to this thread are a little younger than myself, you now know how to chat up the girls. Be a millionaire - or if you aren,t that well off, well I suppose you could just pretend to be one - but sell your lambretta first. Happy days.

but howard- which wendy ? there are loads of them. ha ha i know- bendy wendy ! she is the keeper of the dungeon [ well b and q - sorry wicks shed] i am in persuit........

to late girls i think wendy has him in the dungeon

hey buttercup !! i like victoria. some of her comments the other night had me in stitches ! but sorry victoria , get to the back of the queue. i was here first, closely followed by buttercup !!! then i think deanne then bendy ...... did i miss anyone out ? [dunno why i am queing anyway victoria- harry decided on our weekend trip where his passions lay- but buttercup is sooooo persistent .]

thanx for the warning . i'll keep myself covered. never mess with a woman with nicotine withdrawals.lol

Victoria!! I hope you know what you are taking on!!!! That Sue is a right wild one when she is jealous!! AND she has just given up ciggies, so watch out!!! BC lol

You'll probably wear hubby out just like you did dear old Harry!!! I suppose you are dipping into the bucket of Lambrini also. I found that really helped me!!!! lol BC

where does this que start then? lol

hi buttercup- am not doing too bad ! when i start getting twitchy- i rush off and try and find something to take my mind off it !!! hubby is cream crackered !! lol.

Hey Sue.... Have you got a bit of Evil in you tonight??? Or are you sweet as pie without that horrid nicotine !!!! (Think Harry is overexcited and gone to bye byes). XX BC

ah ah buttercup ! i see another has realised the attributes of harry ! victoria- please form an orderly queue- behind me !!!! lol.(or is it jane ;-)))))) welcome to the harry fan club )

hi harry don't know you yet, but look forward to chatting.

harry the things that some of these ladies have been saying about you while you were aways was awful and they deleted them so you couldn't read them only joking . i hope you had a good time howard

I have broken every one of the 10 Commandments. Will I go to hell when I die ? It can't be far off now so should I say sorry..... when I'm not ? len

Oh Hal!! Welcome back. You break my heart.....sob sob BC

Well.well, well, So this is the type of lady we have on this board - 'little bit of evil' was obviously an understatement Best one I ever heard - and this was definitely not me - a lady? put fiery Jack in her husband,s underpants as revenge for an affair - a very embarassed man ended up in hospital.( the precise how of that was never explained to me, but it,s a true story - perhaps with you lot it,s just as well I can,t give you the finer details. Sue,, Great week-end on the yacht - sorry about the headaches I got each evening. Buttercup Thanks for looking after the thread. Took the book 'the Joys of sex' on the week-end. Sue coloured it in. Your day (night?) will come. Happy days.

dust him for fingerprints !!! lol.

Sue - you lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buttercup- read and weep !! lol.

I heard of a woman who, on finding out that her partner was cheating, cut the crotch out of every pair of trousers, removed each sleeve from his jackets and removed the armpits from his shirts. She then put the lot back in the wardrobe and left.