General Chat

Strump has found lust in Bruce her tanned Oz, or is it love? Andy the 'Boss' turns out to be her late hubby's twin! Will Strump fall for Andy?? Rose her Mother In Law.....it seems she is involved in the 'money' scams......Does Reg know?? Wendy, wife of Bruce, is she becoming involved with Sam her Fireman?? The Perook twins, how involved will they get in the scams?? More in store for Babs....read on!!!!!

Duck n Firk It God im late tonight Babs.....i must go, so must you!! Strump goes to her car. ANDY!! Why do you keep creeping up on me???? Yes you scared me! No!! Dont....please....another smouldering kiss.....thats just not fair......sighs, ok, you win sir..........for now! smiles. My place i think Andrew, i hope i dont live to regret this! Mmmm, we shall see, your mother is hoping i know that. They drive back to the Manor House.

Fire Station Blue Watch On the phone to the florists. Yes, 12 red Roses please, the card? Oh yeah a card, erm, oh i know.....Wendy, thanks for a great night, miss you already, oh and put some kisses on there, thanks. There, that should show her what i think and im not worried about Bruce, he wouldnt notice the roses if she shoved em in his face. Best get on helping with the wagon.

Duck n Firk It Hi Babs, thanks for today, it was nice to spend some time with the kids. You take a break, ill serve this lot. Sends a quick text to Bruce Im at the pub if yr free. love Strump xx clicks send. Babs, your grinning, what is it? Did he! Wow! So Wendy is playing away....go girl! Where did you see them, oh i see, cor, nothing like playing it close to home......no i wont say anything to Bruce....smiles....makes me feel better though.

Wendy having coffee with friend Sue, who wants the full story. Knock at front door. Wonder who that is. Hang on a sec, Sue, I'll just go and see .... returns with a bouquet of red roses .... Who are they from them, Wens? Bet it's not Bruce. He wouldn't be so thoughtful .... Wendy gazes lovingly at the bouquet. You never know Sue, it could be .... looks at card .... Oh, Sam .... blushes .... oh my goodness. Oh, Sue what do I do now? How about putting them in a vase!!

Duck n Firk It Car Park Andy! Please no, you cant do this to me......kiss.........i have to say no!!!!! ......... smouldering kiss......please dont do th......smouldering kiss....this......oh god this isnt fare, damn your mother, this isnt fare.......another kiss.......oh god, please......ok........noooooooo, another kiss, ok,yes, my place then..........your still not being fare!

Oh, those roses look so beautiful. Problem is what am I going to say to Bruce if he comes home and askes. Suppose I could say I bought them myself. Or will be think that's strange. Could always blame it on my hormones. Talking of hormones, Sam's certainly got mine jumping around. What do I think I'm doing. I'll just check that I put the card somewhere safe, can't have Bruce finding it. Could start asking awkward questions and I'm not sure I'm up to quick thinking at the moment. My mind's in a tizzy. Come to that. Where the hell is Bruce! I haven't heard from him for days. It's like he's dropped off the end of the earth. I do hope nothings happened to him. Right, I suppose I have to go and do the weekly shop. Sainsbury, I think. Seeing as though they were funny with my at Asda .... Right where's my bag .... check purse for cash .... yes, got some money. These £50 notes are a pain sometimes, wish they paid Bruce in £20 and £10 much easier .... Funny that, he always changes the £20 and £10's that I get for another £50!! Ah, well I suppose I could always asked him when he's next home. I suppose I really aught to text him and find out when he is next home. The boys are missing him and the school holidays are fast approaching.

Some Where In Switzerland! Bruce, its not my fault our mobiles dont work up in mountains! Oh, i wouldnt worry about Wendy.....i didnt mean anything by it, she just knows you have to go walk about with your 'work'. I got an email from Rose, all has gone well her end and she's on her way back home. We just have to meet up with Jean Paul in that Hotel...sighs, up that ruddy great hill! Well you should have made sure we had petrol Bruce! Im not angry, but walking Hills in heels isnt easy! Think i need a drink when we get there!

Damn and blast this tumble dryer .... gives dryer quick kick of encouragement .... today of all days. They thing decideds to conk and it's pouring down outside. Where is Bruce? Tried his mobile again last night .... nothing .... can't get through .... never here when I need him. What am I going to do. Sam .... Cud u help pl? Got a prob with tumble dryer. Need a man! Wendy Hits send button. Hope that doesn't make me sound too desparate .... then again! Especially after mum's phone call last night, telling me all about her conversation with Sam's mum .... how Sam's got a new woman in her life .... wonder who she is .... must be local .... he seems keen .... she's been to dinner. Oh, gosh, am I playing with fire!! Good job we where talking on the phone, then she couldn't seem me going bright red. Rather the colour of the roses Sam sent me .... they are so beautiful .... suppose it's a good job Bruce isn't here. No awkward questions to answer. Wonder where he is? I'm getting a bit worried. I hope he's alright and not in trouble or laying hurt somewhere. Ah, well I suppose he'll surface when he's got a free minute.

Wendy's House Got here soon as i could (passionate kiss), whoops, sorry forgot kids are home, its ok Wend, they didnt see.....they always have the TV on that loud? No, i dont mind, get in that kitchen let me fix ya noisy part! Another passionate kiss.....looks at the dryer.....nope, probably cheaper to get a new one. I'll go and pick you one up.....not often i see this many fifty pound notes.....wont be long babe.

Oh, Sam that would be so helpful .... You really don't mind going .... That is wonderful .... Erm, would you like to stay for a bite to eat later. I usually get the boys off to bed by about 7.30 .... (the boys might just be having an early night tonight) .... Eight o'clock ok .... Great. Now, what to cook?

Why we had to come to Switzerland i don't know it's cold and steep i'm sure Wendy is getting suss had a garbled text from her about the tumble dryer and school holidays no idea when she sent it just going to reply Damm no signal............................again!!! stop moaning woman perhaps you should have worn flatter shoes!!!!

Hotel in Switzerland Im not moaning, just pointing out you ran out of petrol! We're here now, lets get a drink and check in. You better be in a better mood later, ive got plans for you! And it wont involve money!

at last! civilisation get me a pint love, oh and what ever your having, and whilst your checking in ask the chap about a tow truck will you? *sits in lounge bar and waits for strump to return with drinks*

Hotel in Switzerland. *thinks* Men! and what did his last slave die of? If only he knew what his wife is up to! Checks in. Orders a recovery vehicle. Oh, can they bring our luggage here as well. Thanks. Gets the drinks. Here you go light of my life!

typical finally get a signal and wendy has her phone switched off!!! *texts* whats this about the tumble dryer in the school holidays??? not sure when i will b home will call love Bruce miss you xxxx *send* oh drinks great i'm parched are they arranging a tow truck?? how long? i need to shower and change err what room are we in? oh sorry.....thanks babe *gives strump a peak on the cheek*

Hotel Room *Thinks* Sure he knows about Andy, but he cant do, wonder why he's off with me? hmmm You joining me in this shower Bruce?

*in the shower* ahhhhhh, thats better, ummm lower, yes there...thats the spot sorry don't mean to sound off it's all this with the money and having to lie to wendy, and not being able to contact Wendy, i'm sure somethings going on there nah, shes not the sort ohhh whaaaa, ummm you carry on like that and you are asking for it *grabs the soap from strump*

In the Shower Any woman is the 'sort' babe, while the cats away and all that, i know only too well, now give me back the soap, ill wash all that stress away and just think, by tomorrow, its proper money we have with the pay out! Oh and i ordered room service, lots of food and drink and then...........

hope you ordered steak i'm starving