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A JOKE FOR STELLY..............

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Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:39

................... COZ SHE'S FED UP!!!!!!!

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:39

Hhellloo iis tthiis tthhe oownnerr offf ttthe ssssshhoop ttthhatt ii ggott ttthe vvibbratttor fffrom? hhow ddo uu ttturrn ttthhe bbblloooooddy ttthiinng oofff?? LLLLOOOOLLLL

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 2 Jul 2005 01:41

You are a star Mandy.... Thanks.....Loads...... Stel.xx

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 01:45

Mandy - PMSL You crack me up!!

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:48

Glad to be of service Stelly mate......... Bec Eureka that's it dump the blokes and get a Rrrraammmmppaannnt Rrrrrrraabbbbbiit............ LOL

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 01:52

Lol - Mandy, if they could drive then I would (get another one that is!!!) Becx (single for over 7 months now!!)

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:54

They can't mow the lawn either Bec but you can't have everything!!!!!!!! ;-)

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 01:55

Mandy - that's why I don't have a lawn! lol Or a car.... pmsl!!! becx

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:55

Which reminds me......... Why do men like women?????? Coz sheep can't wash the pots!!!!!! :-)))))))

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 01:57

lol What do you call 2 men at the bottom of a lake? A start!

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 2 Jul 2005 01:58

Why does Bec get to use her.......toy.....and not me!!!! OOOhhh...sorry ....I remember vaguely.... Stel.xx Happy nights! LOL

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:58

PMS Bec!!!!!

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 01:58

Stelly - Boy am I confused Are you a man asking why I don't get to use you? Or are you a woman asking why she doesn't get to use her toy and I do? lol becx

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 01:59

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brain power????? A Divorcee!!!!!!!!

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:00

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? 2, 1 to screw it in and the other to hear how well he screwed it...

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:01

You can play with your toy if you want to Stelly.......... .......... just don't make too much noise about it! You'll wake the kids!!!!!!!!! LOL

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 2 Jul 2005 02:01

Answer both Bec!!! It's all good.....and will make me smile Stel.xx

Lynne

Lynne Report 2 Jul 2005 02:01

Mandy, Stelly, Bec Brilliant!! Nearly woke up him indoors, laughing at this thread! Lynne

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:01

Mandy - True story, one of my regulars in the pub asked how I'd managed to lose weight... I told him I'd lost 13 stone in a day... he looked totally perplexed until I explained I'd been rid of the ex.... and that had made me happier... hence the loss of weight! lol

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 2 Jul 2005 02:04

Keep em comin Bec !!!! Mandy Thanx XX