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A JOKE FOR STELLY..............

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Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:46

Night night Stelly................... sleep tight. :-) Natalia Its my biggest bug bear when the other half is home.......... he's away for up to 3 months at a time and I don't know how I manage the responsibility of changing channels when he's away!!!!!!! LOL Night night I really am going to bed this time............ speak soon. :-))) Mandy

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 2 Jul 2005 02:37

I ain't man bashing...at all..... but made me smile..... Stu....wot can I say...but thanx.... Will be back on form tomorrow girls....and guys........ Sorry if I deflated you too!!! Stel.xx Thanx Mandy....needed.....you!!! Goodnight.xx

Natalia

Natalia Report 2 Jul 2005 02:37

Mandy, I don't know about you but I NEVER get to touch the remote!!! I get to turn the TV off from time to time....but only when I'm lucky!! Natalia xx

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:35

Well thats also a way to make sure I never touch the remote again!!!!............. YUCK LOL

Natalia

Natalia Report 2 Jul 2005 02:33

And another..... How do you make a man do sit ups? Put the remote control in between his toes! Natalia xx

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:31

Night Bec....... Stu I've nudged the Mens Rules thread for you..........enjoy!!!!!! Night Night Mandy

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:27

Mandy - that was the next on my list! lol As they say, great minds... Right I'm off to bed now ladies (and Stu) Sweet dreams and here's to more man-bashing tomorrow! love becx

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:23

This ones for you Bec........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour.

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:20

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:19

God made woman second because she didn't get it right first time!!! :-))))))))

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:18

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Retaliation!!!!!!!! LOL

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:15

PMSL Bec

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:13

Natalia - superb!!! My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, 'This will make you happy tonight.' He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.He couldn't get back in.

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:13

Not a joke but did you hear the line from Kamal in the Big Brother diary room when he was telling them how he felt about Maxwell going for him ............' I may wear sitilettos but I've still got balls' ........ Classic!!!! :-)

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 2 Jul 2005 02:13

OOhhh......Chicken Stu!!!!! SORRY....THAT WAS LAST YEAR.....

Natalia

Natalia Report 2 Jul 2005 02:12

OOh can I join in?!!!! What have you got if you have 100 blokes buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.! Natalia

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:12

How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off of his head.

Nana Anna

Nana Anna Report 2 Jul 2005 02:07

Bec PMSL!! Love that one. Brilliant. Anna

Bec

Bec Report 2 Jul 2005 02:06

How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Depends how thinly you slice them!!!

Mandy

Mandy Report 2 Jul 2005 02:04

Yep brilliant feeling when you shed that big useless lump of fat!!!!!! ;-)))))) Hi Stu you're brave!!!!!! Just a little friendly banter........... just so happens the subject of men came up!!!!!!! LOL