General Chat

Hiya David Spill the beans! what did you do?!!! I expect the policeman was my ex - hes a policeman for the Thames Valley area - his eyesight isnt what is was - which probably explains why he finished with me when I'm so gorgeous ;-) Karen

its definitely a sign of ageing when the policemen think you look so much older than them ...... ROFLMAO come on - out with it - whaddya do????

Oh David, I'm so sorry (snigger, chuckle, chortle, pmsl!). The police officer was obviously jealous of your boyish good looks and attractiveness, hence his untrue and cruel comment. Mandy :)))

Oh you are a sympathetic lot:)) Magi - glad you know how I feel lol Cousin Lynda - no I didn't give my official title cos I didn't want the media to get hold of it and cause embarassment for you:))) Bob - you can only call me an oldie if you are 15 lol - I'm only 32! I actually think you ought to guess what I got a caution for :)))

For being in possession of extreme charm and hunky good looks? Gwynne

I have a cousin who was completely grey by the time he was 21. At 50, his hair and beard were both pure white. Dave

Maz - so cruel but sooooooooo funny, pmsl

hiya david, i have seen your photo and you are a tasty bit of trousers , and i dont give a dam what the cautoin was for, you sure float my boat x

He may well end up leading an even more sheltered life in HMP Greyhead if he carries on like this, lol.

David, At least you have hair ! Rick.

haha rick and he ruffled mine!!

Better get your GHDs on then hon. ~~~~~waves to gobby gooner~~~~~

hiya francis are you ok x

Just saw this David, Terrible when the coppers get younger!! Kids today! No respect for the elders ...

1st genuine giggle from pink after reading this thread!! David.... the policeman had no taste darling otherwise he would have put GORGEOUS on it instead!! BTW.... did HRH give you driving lessons? Cautioned for the tips she's thrown at ya? :O)

Oh! David, How could he? Never mind sweetie. Your Mum and I still love you, even though you're growing old and grey lol. Jean x.,

Do we know what Criminal Dave actually DID yet??

David, The PC must have been sooo jealous, he wrote down the nastiest comment he could think of!! Did you escort an old lady across the road, when she didn't really want to cross or were you knocking on doors and running away??!!! lol Do tell please.... Sue

What is the world coming to when you can be cautioned for having spiky hair? Or do you have the weapons of mass destruction hidden amongst the grey bits?

I know what David did :-) And all I can say is, David, youve only got yourself to blame for showing it where everyone could see it ;-) Karen Ps calm yourselves down ladies!, 'it' isnt what your thinking it is :-)