General Chat

All right I'll fess up:))) Was driving a new vehicle and the dealer has put an old tax disc in instead of a new one (although the tax is paid). Still waiting for the dealer to send through said new disc. So (very nice) copper was quite right in cautioning me and I have no complaints. Other than of his description. And also I would have liked to have been cautioned for something a little bit more interesting:) David PS As Karen says, I'm quite good at hexes. Please contact me for a quote.

Mandy, He left undone something he ought to have done. Gwynne

Sorry Mandy I really couldnt comment - only cos David put a hex on my employers the other day cos theyve turned all big bruv on me and wont let me look at this site while I'm at work - the rotters! - his hex made my office flood and I dread to think what will happen next time, I've put in a request that its something drier though :-) Karen

Erm .... having a few guesses at his crime now .... 1. Is it to do with driving? 2. Is it to do with not driving? 3. Is it to do with fags? 4. Is it to do with the content of said fags? Mandy ;)))

I remember a friend of mine being outraged when, after someone smashed into her car, the young PC was talking to the Station about it and referred to her as an 'elderly lady driver'........she was under 60 at the time. Rose

I know what David did :-) And all I can say is, David, youve only got yourself to blame for showing it where everyone could see it ;-) Karen Ps calm yourselves down ladies!, 'it' isnt what your thinking it is :-)

What is the world coming to when you can be cautioned for having spiky hair? Or do you have the weapons of mass destruction hidden amongst the grey bits?

David, The PC must have been sooo jealous, he wrote down the nastiest comment he could think of!! Did you escort an old lady across the road, when she didn't really want to cross or were you knocking on doors and running away??!!! lol Do tell please.... Sue

Do we know what Criminal Dave actually DID yet??

Oh! David, How could he? Never mind sweetie. Your Mum and I still love you, even though you're growing old and grey lol. Jean x.,

1st genuine giggle from pink after reading this thread!! David.... the policeman had no taste darling otherwise he would have put GORGEOUS on it instead!! BTW.... did HRH give you driving lessons? Cautioned for the tips she's thrown at ya? :O)

Just saw this David, Terrible when the coppers get younger!! Kids today! No respect for the elders ...

hiya francis are you ok x

Better get your GHDs on then hon. ~~~~~waves to gobby gooner~~~~~

haha rick and he ruffled mine!!

David, At least you have hair ! Rick.

He may well end up leading an even more sheltered life in HMP Greyhead if he carries on like this, lol.

hiya david, i have seen your photo and you are a tasty bit of trousers , and i dont give a dam what the cautoin was for, you sure float my boat x

Maz - so cruel but sooooooooo funny, pmsl

I have a cousin who was completely grey by the time he was 21. At 50, his hair and beard were both pure white. Dave