General Chat

think i'll leave before i get in the way of the lynch party ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,big bums.............well

felicity,if you read lemon's last post...that is what i was trying to explain,but couldn't...thanks lemon :o) bryan.

Geoff, I don't know a single woman who takes the newspaper or even a book into the toilet with them to while away the time - but lots of men who do. :-)

Angela, the stench from the Men's room is due to them missing the target and hitting the walls and floors. (had to use the man's lavs as a kid when I visited dad and gramdpa at work - a garage - as their were no ladies lav's on the shop floor and the offices were locked so no access to the ones up there) Geoff , we ladies have no larger bottems than you men, we just have a shorter urethras then you men so we can't stand up!

Oh Lunar you make me blush.

Yes, thanks for the explanation. I'm not being mean or theoretical here though, as there are men in my family who sit down all the time without problems. Having said that, he/they clean the bathroom too, so maybe they're not real men! :-)

Dan, which part made you blush? Geoff, I have been to Cornwell. I stayed for 2 weeks about 12/13 years ago.

And why would we want to Geoff? Ah you mean when several women repair to the Ladies collectively? But then they don't want to pee and talk at the same time either!! We multi-task selectively! :-)

bloody hell Geoff, what are you, a one man tourist board ?

As I said on the other thread, give me my hat and pants, the party's getting rough, I'm going home.

JUST THINK GIRL ROWS OF MEN PEEING ALONG THE ROAD WITH THEIR B/BUM SHOWING ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,DONT IT REALLY TURN YOU ON,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,UCK!!!

You should try the loos at Darlington station. The sign outside says 'Unisex'!

well i have to tell you ladies while in the hospital, i went into the shower/toilet/sink cubicle, and clearly after a man who thought he was still at home, hed had shower, left his PJs on the chair with dirty towel, and the toilet was just disgusting, he obviously couldnt find the hole to sit on, any way he must have thought as his clothes disappear at home they must in hospital, well they didnt, and the next mornign he did same thing/after cleaner had removed his washing

Just imagine us in the desert.............................. lol Jxx

CB - no thanks, I'd hold on until I found the ladies! The portaloos, coin opperated portaloo things ang train loos are bad enough! I allways try to think happy thoughts and wait. Julie - it'll be a hole in the ground or a bottle if your lucky! lol CBBC went to the desert and the kids had to recycle water! (wee into drinkung water - not worth thinking about)

i got lost i was on the men only one

oh my gawd i had' nt thought of that you lot in the desert no loos no bushes to hide behind,,,,,,,,,what areyou going to do,,,,,,,,,,oh gawd,,,,,,, sorry cant stop laughing

There`s a funny e- mail doing the rounds It is a man sitting on the floor trying to fire into the loo and where does the piddle go -up the wall. He says 'SHE TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN!' Rosalyn

no no no no!!! dont mention toilet stuff in the desert - its got me bad thinking about it lol scorpions - not a prob (maybe a little one), snakes are a doddle but peeing in front of people !!!!!!!!!!!!

oh Sheila peeing oh no started laughing again so sorry ,,i really am but cant stop ,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant