General Chat

LOL. I think all we can do is wait until it has gone dark then sneak away with only our torchlight for company.... Jxx

Will you have to use ecologically friendly leaves for the no. 2's?

Kaz, nowt else has crossed my mind for weeks lol Julie, us girls will just have to look out for each other - anybody got any room in their backpack for a portaloo jobby lol

Sheila, I should have considered suggesting Tena really! much more discret! I guess you girls (and the boys) had better take a sheet to put over your laps so you can cr*p without being seen or you'll have to hide behind a dune!

Sadly it has crossed my mind how you trekkers are going to erm ur go so to speak .. like

this thread has made me giggle :-)

Sheila - LOL Gwen - its not funny!!!! (but am laughing at the moment, but won't be in the desert!) Jxx

Lunar i had kind of the same idea but decided it would make me bum look big pmsl

look keep track of me please ended up on the mens one again,keep getting lost,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now about this desert thingie have they sorted it yet,,,,,,,,,,still laughing,,,sorry,,,,,lol

Gwen,tbh i think i can probably deal with the peeing - its the cr*****g thats got me worried lol i did think of bunging myself up with immodium or some suchlike substance but decided i would probably just make myself feel very ill :-)

*want's to suggest nappies for the desert and thinks she had better keep quiet*

oh Sheila peeing oh no started laughing again so sorry ,,i really am but cant stop ,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant

no no no no!!! dont mention toilet stuff in the desert - its got me bad thinking about it lol scorpions - not a prob (maybe a little one), snakes are a doddle but peeing in front of people !!!!!!!!!!!!

There`s a funny e- mail doing the rounds It is a man sitting on the floor trying to fire into the loo and where does the piddle go -up the wall. He says 'SHE TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN!' Rosalyn

oh my gawd i had' nt thought of that you lot in the desert no loos no bushes to hide behind,,,,,,,,,what areyou going to do,,,,,,,,,,oh gawd,,,,,,, sorry cant stop laughing

i got lost i was on the men only one

CB - no thanks, I'd hold on until I found the ladies! The portaloos, coin opperated portaloo things ang train loos are bad enough! I allways try to think happy thoughts and wait. Julie - it'll be a hole in the ground or a bottle if your lucky! lol CBBC went to the desert and the kids had to recycle water! (wee into drinkung water - not worth thinking about)

Just imagine us in the desert.............................. lol Jxx

well i have to tell you ladies while in the hospital, i went into the shower/toilet/sink cubicle, and clearly after a man who thought he was still at home, hed had shower, left his PJs on the chair with dirty towel, and the toilet was just disgusting, he obviously couldnt find the hole to sit on, any way he must have thought as his clothes disappear at home they must in hospital, well they didnt, and the next mornign he did same thing/after cleaner had removed his washing

You should try the loos at Darlington station. The sign outside says 'Unisex'!