General Chat

I agreed with your list in theory, however many could be incorporated into the slutty type female we all love to hate. I think we need pics :-)

Maybe Daniel.... I suggest you pull your finger out though.... apparently I possess at LEAST 5 of Men's top ten turn ons.... xxx

Couldn't have put it better myself :oPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Ciao Kaz

:-) Bec we'll wed one day. I'll cancel the posistion and be patient Sorry Lunar, Your Fired! (too much Apprentice) Kaz your tale was divine. It pulled at the heart like a summer swan gracefully gliding acoss a lilly pond.

So glad you put chance in brackets Dan - I was thinking ooh blimey must have been more drunk than I thought I was... Did you like my tale of Muddlesboro

*reminds self to pick up 'things'* lol

LMAO - If you require my services as a housekeeper then you should know I don't come cheap and these are my terms:- I don't pick up after 'friends' or visitors If I cook, you eat it regardless - I don't put up with any nonsence at the dinner table! I need 14 weeks paid holidays a year. I don't babysit! My starting salery will be £1k per week!! I don't wear a uniform (will be wearing my own clothes) You pay all your own bills I am NOT a personal assistent (unless I get payed more) *you might want to be the last husband! life insurence would only pay up if you lose your life* Bec, hope your not going to come down with a black widow complex!

I'll be the middle one then. (he he)

Daniel - I plan on having at LEAST 7 or 8 husbands (Life Insurances only last a certain amount of trips to Harvey Nicks!)... which number would you like to be?

Lunar what a great CV. Your hired! When can you start? Bec if you like you can be my second wife after you have set yourself up as industrial heiress. Then we can make sure we see each other to the grave comfortable. I'll deal with Lunar at a later stage.

*note to self:- Look for the announcement notice of the betrovel of Miss 'Bec with a vengeance' to Master Daniel K Longman in the national papers*

Daniel... Sorry Mr D K Longman.... Sounds negociatable.... *rings Lawyer for Pre-Nup advice*

Hey! who are you calling young lady? you sound like my grandfather and yet you are only 2 years older than my baby brother! Besides, I could run a house by the age of 12! Cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping - not so difficult! just not enjoyable!

Bec I'm sure we can come to some arrangement ;-) (Mr. Daniel K Longman is my full title)

Lunar they are to look after me. I deal with the business side of the relationship, they'll make sure I'm fed, clothed etc. You have alot to learn young lady.

Daniel.... or is it DK now??? I intend on being a career woman AND a mother so if you're looking for a Cook #2 then I suggest you look elsewhere! Humph! xx

Suggest you branch out and place ad's in papers around the world mentioning how well you can look after this new wife. also look cor slaves or concubines to share the workload! lol *throws newspaper at Daniel for being unkind to siblings, as he'd miss them if they disappeared*

Bec, I only said that to encourage interest. I intended to wittle down the contestants for Dan Idol and then have a winner at the end. (it would be rigged for you of course) Kaz you had your chance. You blew it. (your chance)

Lol am so gonna get you!

*screws up Newspaper advert and chucks it in the bin* 'Homemaker.... tut'