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KNOCK KNOCK..................

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 22:03

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Eye dunap

Eye dunap who?

Oooh you dirty monkey - you should have gone to the toilet!

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Knock Knock

who's there

cowgo

cowgo who?

No, cow go moo.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alison

Alison who?

Alison to the radio

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eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 6 Aug 2013 22:09

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Isabelle necessary on a bike

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 6 Aug 2013 22:11

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adolf

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in de mouff and dats why I talk diff way

Mersey

Mersey Report 6 Aug 2013 22:16

You ickle boys !! :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 22:26

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adair!

Adair who?

Adair once but I'm bald now!

GinN

GinN Report 6 Aug 2013 22:28

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D At you lot!

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 6 Aug 2013 22:31

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Angus

Angus who?

Angus me coat up, I'm coming in for a cuppa.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 22:36

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kipper!

Kipper who?

Kipper your hands to yourself!

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 6 Aug 2013 22:38

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Felix

Felix who?

Felix my icecream, I'll lick his

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 22:53

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Beryl!

Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

Mersey

Mersey Report 6 Aug 2013 22:55

Thats bad LOL :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 22:56

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tom Sawyer!

Tom Sawyer who?

Tom Sawyer underwear!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 23:05

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Igloo!

Igloo who?

Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Aug 2013 23:11

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Jaws!

Jaws who?

Jaws truly!

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 7 Aug 2013 01:34

Irish Knock Knock joke..........


You start...


:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 7 Aug 2013 06:36

:-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Aug 2013 08:02

Just in case anyone is just slightly interested, I'm off next week to visit a little but well-known village called Knock, in Co Mayo - one of the nicer places in mid-west Ireland.

Begorrah!

Leslie

Leslie Report 7 Aug 2013 11:16

Mr Magoo and others,,this silly sense of humour must continue...It's the best way to start the day with a laugh..... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D LES.....

Renes

Renes Report 7 Aug 2013 11:59



I lurves knock knock jokes .......

Felix. And Kipper are my favourites ........ so far ....


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Renes

Renes Report 7 Aug 2013 16:57



Nudging this coz it deserves a repeat............



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