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KNOCK KNOCK..................

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Renes

Renes Report 9 Aug 2013 23:33


Does not matter how many times I read them


I laugh ....... Love wtitten knock knock jokes

:-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 9 Aug 2013 23:10

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Toucan!

Toucan who?

Toucan play at this game!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 9 Aug 2013 23:08


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tibet!

Tibet who?

Early Tibet and early to rise!

Renes

Renes Report 8 Aug 2013 12:21



He he he ..... love them .... They make me laugh out loud ...

And my vote is for ........Aladdin ... ...



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Cynthia

Cynthia Report 8 Aug 2013 11:59

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.




Knock knock!

Who's there?

Yah!

Yah who?

Naaah, bro, I prefer google.




Knock Knock !

Who's there?

Aladdin!

Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!



Cx :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Aug 2013 10:56

Knock Knock............who's there?

Benny,

benny who?

A benny for your thoughts!

Renes

Renes Report 8 Aug 2013 02:48



:-D :-D :-D

another vote ... For kangaroo ....


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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 8 Aug 2013 02:07

knock knock

Who's there?

The Avon lady, your doorbell is broken

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Aug 2013 01:08

Knock knock,
'Who's there?

R wee

A wee what?
Are were there yet?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Aug 2013 01:06

Knock knock

whos there.......
Isme'
Isme' who?
Is Me dinner ready yet?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Aug 2013 01:05

Knock Knock





who dere?

thai me

Thai me who?

Tie me kangaroo down, sport!

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 8 Aug 2013 00:19

knock knock

Who's there?

Disease

Disease who?

Disease pants fit you?

;-)

Renes

Renes Report 7 Aug 2013 23:10





Am voting for Cleopatra. too :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Aug 2013 22:48

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cicero!

Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Aug 2013 22:42

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amos!

Amos who?

Amosquito just bit me!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Aug 2013 20:09

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy!

Wendy Who?

Wendy last time you took a bath?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Aug 2013 20:05

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Scissor.

Scissor who?

Scissor and Cleopatra?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Aug 2013 20:03

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

I see your underwear.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Aug 2013 19:59

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Renes

Renes Report 7 Aug 2013 16:57



Nudging this coz it deserves a repeat............



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