General Chat

*saying nowt*

But Allan ...You crack me up.........kudos for a very funny thread. lol x

Thanks Muffy :-D

No more takers?? :-D :-D

She can have my new bifocals Allen. She won't see you at all.

Vera

When I hide her glasses she can't see any way !

lol all

A true story: twenty odd years ago I bought a new dinner suit. I remarked to my wife that the jacket pockets were sewn up. My wife assured me that dinner suit jackets did not have pockets as such.

I have worn the suit on a very regular basis ever since.

Last month, at a fairly elegant 'do' my wife got talking to some men. As soon as we got home, my wife took my jacket of me and started to mess with the pockets.

Lo and behold, she unpicked two pockets (that is the opposite of picking pockets) and exposed them to view.

For twenty years I had been trying to tell her that there should be pockets, but no she was convinced that there weren't.

Only when my observations were confirmed by someone else did she finally believe me :-|

on the positive side, there was no build up of fluff in the pockets :-D

Allan, you just reminded me,

Men will under stand this
I never could understand why when a man says to his wife X, Y, and Z she thinks he must be wrong but when a stranger says X, Y, and Z, Then it must be correct

Roy

Spot on Roy.

That is what I was trying to convey, in a convoluted way :-D

YOUVE HAD THE SAME SUIT FOR 20YRS???

IS IT THE PINSTRIPE ONE WITH BIG FLARED BELL BOTTOMS :-D

It's a DINNER SUIT, Suzanne :-D

Well most of my suits are dinner suits 'cos I spill so much food down them :-D

I did have a safari suit in the late '70s

You mucky so and so Allan :-P....

Think it's you who needs the glasses and a big bib ;-)

allan spoils most of his suits secretly consuming possum and small furry animal flesh while nobodys looking,his wife cant see what hes doing because she needs new glasses. :-D

lol Sandie and Suzanne

I never could see eye to eye with my mother in law either. Mind you she was only five foot high :-D

what have you got against midgets? do you bbq them as well?? :-D :-D

Did we mention your MIL ? Cheeky chappy !

Don't be daft!!

You have to casserole them :-P

What your MIL ...?

midgets have very tender flesh,a bit like possums,bbq would spoil them,so your right,cassarole a much better option.

im guessing your not mentioned in your M.I.L.will :-D

MIL never had a will, bless her , , but she hid £800 in cooking tins which we found after she died .
Guess it was us that needed the glasses !

no Suzanne. unfortunately my MIL came over to the UK at the end of WW2 as a displaced person so had nothing.

A marvellous lady though, who could speak Polish, Russian, Ukrainian and a smattering of German, but her English was not crash hot, but she got by