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maybe a year Ann lol

Scozzie kindly copied the joke of mine that was RR's

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Melbourne .

She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune and thought to herself, 'I'll give it a try and see what it tells me.'

She went over to the machine, stepped up on the scale and put her coin in, out came a card that read, 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, and you are going to Melbourne .'

The nun sat back down. She told herself that the machine probably gives the same card to everyone. The more she thought about it the more curious she got so she decided to try it again she went back to the machine and again put her coin in, and out came a card that read:

'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you are going to Melbourne and you are going to play a violin.'

The nun says to herself, 'I know that is wrong - I have never played a musical instrument even once in my life.' She sat back down.

From out of nowhere a man came over and sat down, putting his violin case on the seat between them.

Without thinking, she opened the man's case, took out the violin, and started playing beautiful music.

Surprised at what she had done, she looked over at the machine, thinking, 'this is incredible, I’ve got to try this again.'

Back to the machine she went, put in another coin, and another card came out. It read, 'You are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you are going to Melbourne and you are going to break wind.' now she knows the machine is wrong, as she thought to herself, 'I’ve never broken wind in public a single time in my life.' But getting down off the machine she slipped, and as she was straining to keep herself from falling to the floor, she broke wind.

Absolutely stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, 'This is truly remarkable. I've got to try this again.' She went back to the machine, put in another coin and another card came out.

It read: 'You are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Melbourne.'

now let's face it - even a nun could read that with fainting!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Ann
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We'll have nun of that on this thread :-D

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Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A tran-sister

There was a young man from Hyde
Who fell in a septic tank, and died.
Then there was his brother who fell in another.
Now they're interred side by side

Q. What did one sagging t*t say the other?

A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re n*ts

Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?

A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

I emailed Ann's Nun joke to a friend who used to be a priest!! He thought it was funny, so :-P to the person who RR'd it

these were rr'd

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In to space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen,
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.


Have you heard of the young girl from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
But 'twas grey,had long ears, and ate grass.

Llimericks are an art form complex,
Whose contents run mainly to sex.
They're famous for virgins,
And masculine urgin's
And vulgar, erotic, effects!

trust you ALLAN. :-D

nice to see how cultured this thread has become!! :-D :-D

lol Anna and Suzanne

A tub of yoghurt is more cultured than I am

Ann - I remember that one. I too e-mailed it to a friend who was due to fly to Melbourne the following day and she loved it. :-D

:-P to the RR maniac

Thank you everyone who posted on here, I laughed so much I choked on my coffee, LOL.
You have given an old woman a great start to the day.
Jean xx :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

pleased to report that my nun joke has been reinstated - thank you GR

i am so please for you Ann
my thread was reinstated to but i chose to delet it
well done GR and theres a message on the GR facebook site