General Chat

for my joke posting of just over a year ago!!! me and Bobtanian!!

Not surprised - it was pure filth - even I was shocked :-D :-D :-D

gerroff!!! there are some "near the bone" jobs on there and they haven't been touched!! :-D

i wish to complain because I MISSED IT
and if it really was filthy
i would like you to send it to me SOON AS POSSIBLE lol


dont worry some people have nothing better to do

OH GOD ITS STARTED AGAIN.
THOUGHT IT HAD ALL STOPPED NOW??? :-( :-(

it was a very mild one - there are far worse ones on the thread!!

there's nothing for it now - I shall have to seek counselling - I'm traumatised

I've just put this on there - we'll see how long it lasts

There was a young lady from Devizes
Whose breasts were of different sizes
One was small, hardly anything at all
But the other was large and won prizes

Aaaaaw come and join us in our AA (anonymous actions) group tomorrow, you'll receive counselling and we all go to the pub afterwards :-D :-D :-D

lol Ann - I've heard that one, but it was a young man, and you can guess which part of him won prizes :-D

here's a great one posted by Scozzie

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid name! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

Hi Ann

I know one like that but it was a young man from Devizes, and a totally different part of his anatomy, but there were two of them :-D

I know a great one about a Man from Nantgarw which mentions a marrow - I shall go no further

ROFLMAO @ Ann :-D :-D :-D :-D

**FAINTS ** not

keep posting Ann ignore the billys

"then there was the one about the young gunslinger that was advised to grease his gun thoroughly...............

There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his **** was a flower,
and his ***** were all covered with weeds.

.................and then ..............".how old are you? 35.......? and you still believe in genies?"

who remembers, Alaina Gibsons' "Women" thread? sad to say i believe its gone to cyberspace.........

how long d'you reckon this thread will last?

I remember Alaina's Women thread,it was so funny.
I like a laugh,life can get so serious sometimes,
this is all harmless fun,
just like the Carry On films,
inuendos (sp) are the best ones. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D