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Does this establishment have a piano? If I have another wine I might lounge across it and do a little chanteusing.......

That's the end of Diana chanting.

What next - oh, a bit of Marv Johnson

Sing along, gang

"I'll pick a Rose for my Rose
Cos somehow I think she knows
......"

Sue x

Of course there is a piano Rose.............are you going to sing " Pearls a

Singer " ? or " See what the boys in the back room will have " ?

Come on Sue and Jill .....we have live enertainment now : ))

Rose - you might have to wait until the jukebox and Sue are finished! Although you may not have to wait long 'cos she can't sing can she? LOL

Hot rum and black is definitely a hot toddy - marvellous when you have a rotten cold or virusy thing ...

(heard on the street outside)


Did someone say "piano"

Enter Chas and his mate

Sue x

yes indeed ...that's one i can sing actually lol ...not too high



Pearl's a singer

She stands up when she plays the piano

In a nightclub

Pearl's a singer

She sings songs for the lost and lonely

Her job is entertaining folks

Singing songs and telling jokes

In a nightclub

Pearl's a singer

And they say that she once was a winner

in a contest

Pearl's a singer

And they say that she once cut a record

They played it for a week or so

On the local radio

It never made it

She wanted to be Betty Grable

But now she sits there at that beer stained table

Dreaming of the things she never got to do

All those dreams that never came true

Pearl's a singer

She stands up when she plays the piano

In a nightclub

Pearl's a singer

She sings songs for the lost and the lonely

Her job is entertaining folks

Singing songs and telling jokes

In a nightclub



Pearl's a singer

She stands up when she plays the piano

In a nightclub

Pearl's a singer

She sings songs for the lost and the lonely

Her job's entertaining folks

Singing songs and telling jokes

In a nightclub....

What boys in the back room?

Oh heavens - more punters - more work!

And more cash in the till. don't you hate a moaning publican!

Will someone please wake up that civil servant. His snoring is putting me off my chardonnay

Sue x

Chas and who?

oh no ....

I'm not moaning - I'm being grumpy!

Bravo Rose !! ..........lol

If the civil servent is getting irritating we could carry him into the back room ............I'm sure the boys wouldn't notice one more body .

Now, Amanda


This civil servant was sent here to help us.

Never mind giving him up to the boys in the back room

Let's just pick his brains right here

Sue x

Well we could try Sue but he seems to be very non -committal in his sleepy state .

Perhaps Rose could sing something loud to wake him up ?

Has anyone tried a solid kick in the proverbials?

No?

Well, here we go............

You can't do that to a civil servant Sue, civil servants sue Sue!

Not dead ones Rose! Kick him hard enough and he won't be able to do anything much!

Just watch me Rose......

Do I have a cool left foot, or what?

Sue x

Ladies....ladies ....please desist in your kicking of this civil servant !!

For all we know the poor man might detest his position in life ( hence his trying to sleep his life away in the corner of a pub ) .

I still think we ought to just pick him up and move him elsewhere .....that's far more civilised .

The voice of reason, as ever, Amanda

but I had it on good authority that this "civil servant!" was actually a cage fighter in disguise


And, worse, his mate Alex and his wife were about to join us.


Sue x

Goodnight Ladies ( and Sid lol) I leave you with a bit of Lou Reed from my youth :)) xx




Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye
Let me tell you now
Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye
Now all night long you’ve been drinking your tequilla
But now you’ve sucked your lemon peel dry
So why not get high
Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight

Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye
Goodnight sweet ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye bye bye
Oh we’ve been together for the longest time
But now it’s time to get high
Come on let’s get high
And goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight

Oh, I’m still missing my other half
Ah, it must be something I did in the past
Don’t it just make you want to laugh
It’s a lonely saturday night
Oh, nobody calls me on the telephone
I put another record on my stereo
But I’m still singin’ a song of you
It’s a lonely saturday night

Now if I was an actor or a dancer who is glamorous
Then you know an amorus life would soon be mine
But now the tinsil lighted starbreak is all that’s left
To play my heartbreak
At eleven o’clock I watch the network news

Oh, wow, wow, something tells me that you’re nearly gone
You said we could be friends but that’s not what I want
Ah, anyway my tv dinner’s almost done
It’s a lonely saturday night
I mean to tell you it’s a lonely saturday night
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