General Chat

LOL.....hello Sue , fancy seeing you here !

I think the others have all gone away and I'm off now .....please feel free to help yourself to drinkies and peanuts .......but if a civil servant named Sid tries to get in hide behind the bar and switch the light off til he goes away .

Please . : ))

Oi...what are you lot up to?

Sue xx

Night Rose .............hope you have lovely dreams .

We will have to raid the bar Sue ....I think Mrs Grumpy has vanished .

I'm with Amanda

Another bevvy please

Sue x

thanks for leaving me with that bit of Lou Reed

I'll forever treasure his toe nail, Rose

Suex

Right ......I've removed him from the premises..........and I think I've found the reason he was so soundly asleep . An empty bottle of " Captain Tollys Creeping Crack Cure " slipped out of his jacket pocket............hopefully when he finally awakens all the cracks in his life will be cured : ))

Can I have another drink please Mrs Grumpy ?

Goodnight Ladies ( and Sid lol) I leave you with a bit of Lou Reed from my youth :)) xx




Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye
Let me tell you now
Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye
Now all night long you’ve been drinking your tequilla
But now you’ve sucked your lemon peel dry
So why not get high
Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight

Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye
Goodnight sweet ladies, ladies goodnight
It’s time to say goodbye bye bye
Oh we’ve been together for the longest time
But now it’s time to get high
Come on let’s get high
And goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight

Oh, I’m still missing my other half
Ah, it must be something I did in the past
Don’t it just make you want to laugh
It’s a lonely saturday night
Oh, nobody calls me on the telephone
I put another record on my stereo
But I’m still singin’ a song of you
It’s a lonely saturday night

Now if I was an actor or a dancer who is glamorous
Then you know an amorus life would soon be mine
But now the tinsil lighted starbreak is all that’s left
To play my heartbreak
At eleven o’clock I watch the network news

Oh, wow, wow, something tells me that you’re nearly gone
You said we could be friends but that’s not what I want
Ah, anyway my tv dinner’s almost done
It’s a lonely saturday night
I mean to tell you it’s a lonely saturday night
One more round

The voice of reason, as ever, Amanda

but I had it on good authority that this "civil servant!" was actually a cage fighter in disguise


And, worse, his mate Alex and his wife were about to join us.


Sue x

Ladies....ladies ....please desist in your kicking of this civil servant !!

For all we know the poor man might detest his position in life ( hence his trying to sleep his life away in the corner of a pub ) .

I still think we ought to just pick him up and move him elsewhere .....that's far more civilised .

Just watch me Rose......

Do I have a cool left foot, or what?

Sue x

Not dead ones Rose! Kick him hard enough and he won't be able to do anything much!

You can't do that to a civil servant Sue, civil servants sue Sue!

Has anyone tried a solid kick in the proverbials?

No?

Well, here we go............

Well we could try Sue but he seems to be very non -committal in his sleepy state .

Perhaps Rose could sing something loud to wake him up ?

Now, Amanda


This civil servant was sent here to help us.

Never mind giving him up to the boys in the back room

Let's just pick his brains right here

Sue x

Bravo Rose !! ..........lol

If the civil servent is getting irritating we could carry him into the back room ............I'm sure the boys wouldn't notice one more body .

I'm not moaning - I'm being grumpy!

Chas and who?

oh no ....

And more cash in the till. don't you hate a moaning publican!

Will someone please wake up that civil servant. His snoring is putting me off my chardonnay

Sue x

What boys in the back room?

Oh heavens - more punters - more work!