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*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:39

Please add your own.

If you've been told you've won a fabulous prize but didn't enter a competition, then it is too good to be true!

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 3 Mar 2008 22:41

No matter how careful you are, there is always a teaspoon left at the end of the washing up.

cariad

cariad Report 3 Mar 2008 22:42

if you drop your toast it always ends up butter side down

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:42

Princesses in Africa who would like to give you 20% of their £2 million just for putting their money through their bank account are unlikely to be genuine. lol

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:43

Cats don't like to be bathed

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:43

Neither do dogs ..

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 3 Mar 2008 22:43

Cats don't have owners, they have staff.

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:44

Kettles know when they've been in your house for more than 12 months.

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 3 Mar 2008 22:44

Don't put anything in a 'safe place', you'll never see it again guaranteed.

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:45

The weather is crap on bank holidays

Haribo

Haribo Report 3 Mar 2008 22:45

Dancing D.....in my house...I have 'thrown' it out according to my lot!!


every washing machine loves eating socks

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:46

Kids talk loudest when you have a headache.

Catherine from Manchester

Catherine from Manchester Report 3 Mar 2008 22:47

you can never find a pen when you want one
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 3 Mar 2008 22:47

The worse the weather, the later the bus!

Haribo

Haribo Report 3 Mar 2008 22:51

them shoes, that bag, top etc that you bought two weeks ago is now HALF price

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:52

Nice things make you fat.

Sue in Somerset

Sue in Somerset Report 3 Mar 2008 22:52

If any technological gadget breaks down it always does it when the only person who knows how to fix it is away from home.

Sue

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 3 Mar 2008 22:52

Nite all.

Haribo

Haribo Report 3 Mar 2008 22:54

Sue.....That reminds of the person you need to speak to is on annuel leave and wont be back for a fortnight!!

Chica in the sun ☼

Chica in the sun ☼ Report 3 Mar 2008 23:07

If village bank is shut at 11 a.m of the morning it´s cos the bank manager is "away having his breakfast" in the nearest bar "back in 5 mins" means an hour.