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***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 5 Mar 2008 19:39

if you find soemthing its always in the last place you look

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 5 Mar 2008 19:37

Someone always phones when you're serving Sunday dinner.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 5 Mar 2008 12:23

just as you've finished painting your nails someone will ring the door bell

as soon as you have sat on the toilet the telephone will ring

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 5 Mar 2008 12:22

no sooner than one door closes another one slams shut in your face!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 5 Mar 2008 09:40

If two vehicles are aproaching each other, and there is a restriction in the road so only one can pass at a time.no matter how you adjust your speed, you will both get there at the same time and will have to stop.....
Bob

martocktodevilland

martocktodevilland Report 5 Mar 2008 05:16

you finally think its more than a cold so make a doctors appointment,and the day arrives and you feel great.


also your hair is just not right utill to you save enough to get a new hair style,and that day your hair looks its best.

Sarabby

Sarabby Report 5 Mar 2008 04:08

It always rains when its time to pick the kids up from school


Kath

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 5 Mar 2008 02:04

Cats can read labels - if it's not the right one NONE of them will eat it!!

Deb ( Steel City)

Deb ( Steel City) Report 5 Mar 2008 01:15

the light at the end of the tunnel you've been hoping for is attached to a train and your in the middle of the tunnel with no where to go...........

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 5 Mar 2008 01:09

The last packet on the shelf of that essential thing you have to buy is always ripped open.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 5 Mar 2008 01:00

Traffic Lights always go red just as you reach them...even though there's no one waiting the other way.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 5 Mar 2008 00:57

Helen, I can almost always cure my own hiccups by realigning my diaghram with breathing control.

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 4 Mar 2008 22:26

A cat will do nothing for no one, so don't bother asking. lol

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 4 Mar 2008 22:26

a dog will do anything for a sausage

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 4 Mar 2008 22:23

Summer Scribe, I have a foolproof cure for hiccups. Even been tested at my daughter's school as it's effectiveness was doubted.

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 4 Mar 2008 07:26

Trains are only ever on time when you are running late

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 4 Mar 2008 07:08

Children always decide to be sick in bed in the middle of the night.

xx

JustJean

JustJean Report 4 Mar 2008 07:02


after queing for ever at the supermarket when its
almost your turn they close the till

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 4 Mar 2008 00:56

hiccups cannot be cured by drinking from the other side of the glass.









nor can they be cured by standing on your head and drinking it.







holding your breath for five minutes will only result in you blacking out from lack of air.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 4 Mar 2008 00:55

The important call that you've been waiting for all day will be made the minute someone else calls you so they get the busy signal.