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Oh the things we would really like to do are unprintable. pmsl

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me sure duz wuv you all
Rosex
Ps i remember saying gail plat looked liked a gerbal
and i was slated for it .. i even had to remove my thread :-(
so be carefull what ya say lol

i dont believe in violence



shoot her pmsl

Not worth wasting the energy on her. lol

how mean of you all

i mean shes an actress for gods sake its not her fault what she gets told to say and do

do you think she enjoys kissing all them men!!!!


pmsl


my girls are getin grounded at 10 til their 45

"smiles sweetly"

I'd have given Rosie a good slap lol.
and as for David well.....nasty bit of work
i'd have chucked him out ages ago

OMG What have I started here pmsl
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The storyline from the beginning with Sally was that she was always trying to better herself......she thought she had a winning ticket marrying Kevin, but then decided the grass was greener......she has always lived her life through her daughters, knowing that she could not better herself......that is why Rosie had the best of everything, and Sophie was quite unspoiled........product of a Mum who thought the sun shone out of her backside.....and has also given her cause to disrespect her mother.....

She is a good little actress, she said in a newspaper article how much she enjoyed doing the scenes and having such a ruthless storyline...

...as for David Platt......you can't be really rude on
here, can you....

No Sally, you cannot be really rude here, but we can imagine what we like. lol
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how could anyone compare Gail Platt to a gerbil? Gerbils are sweet cuddly little creatures and on behalf of gerbils I must protest in the stongest possible terms!¬!

Go on girl lol
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Thanks Vods, then I will let my imagination run riot......

In my imagination he tries to bump off Gail and his Gran and frame Jason and Eileen for the deed....he feeds them Ecstasy one day and sleeping pills the next so that they either over-act......or send everyone to sleep......Audrey tries to revive Gail by giving her a quick shampoo and set, but forgets that Bill has not mended the short-circuit in the hair-dryer.....this causes it to short out and for Gail to over-act like a puppet, this coincides with a day that David has given her a double-dose of Ecstasy......Audrey tries to save Gail, but gets shocked as well......but you don't notice much from her because she has taken the sleeping pills.....but there is not much change in the acting.......both expire at the moment that Jason and his Mum enter the salon.......Jason, once again to apologise with those sad puppy dog eyes to Gail for abandoning the horrific daughter and the adult-looking child at the train station.......and Eileen has brought Audrey one of Betty's hot-pots (unknowingly containing botulism because of the meat wrongly stored, due to another short-circuit in the Rovers Return fridge)......another story line for the horrific Vernon/and/or Jim....vote by telephone, all proceeds to ITV producers.....Eileen and Jason are carted off to the Police Station with Jim saying.....they did it.....so they did.......they are evil.....so they are......

......roll titles....

you have truly missed your vocation - so you have

Apply for the job of scriptwriter Sally. I will give you a glowing reference lol
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I , i'll second that so i will.....

........shows how sad I am......watch too many soaps.....so I do...

No Sally, just carry on you'll do alright so you will....

Not much else to watch is there, and it gives us all a chance to be bit...s when we want to pmsl

you know that seven word story that's running on another thread - well why don't we start a Corrie one? I'll do it now.

obviously going to be a second Tracey-ugh! Personally I would emigrate - or send her on a long holiday - without a return ticket.