General Chat

Colin,

Does covering one eye make Hayley's bum look half the size?...pmsl

Has another quick look just to check out if it does :):) Then quickly runs away because im male and doomed either way if I answer the question lol

lol Colin

You must learn to say

"I love your hour glass shape"

then step back quick!

*Heaves massive sigh of relief!*

Thank goodness for that. LOL

Can I take the body armour off now?

My brain went into a serious naughty spasm then lol

Slaps self round the ear and says Colin dont write it lol

TW

You can take you armour off, I ain't taking any chances and have full battle gear on 'cos she hasn't come back yet to get me...lol

Sue xx

Jeanie .....gowd yes I do hate mashed spuds....* shudders **


Tweezer mwahhhhhhhhhhhh hiya hunny xxxxx

If its fat its fat .....so what......not even bothered about being fat anymore......

** skips round sue **

Phew

*takes Hayley's temp*

We could have a competition to find:

the biggest
the one most affected by gravity (I win that)
the one with the most cellulite
the most wobbly
the best clencher

OK I'll shut up now

Exactly the right way to be to Hayley :):)

If god wanted us to look at our rears our head would turn all the way round :):)

** flicks Susan's forehead ** shurrup.....

Just tried booking a table at the casino .......cant get in...*ugger....

Colin, loved that one (re heads being able to turn right round. what a good job they can't!

Hayley so pleased you are feeling brighter, seems like you have lifted everyones spirits up with yours!!

Hi Jeannie my near neighbour! Well done on the smoking - well the not.....

Colin, do you know I didn't realise that you smoked.

Ann
Glos

Hayley. Glad you are feeling better today

xx