General Chat

Eat your crusts it they make your hair curly

anyone got any more?

This won't hurt ...........as they prise a splinter out of your finger!!

Got one in mine I can't get to and it reminded me :)))

xx

(when crying) "Don't twist your face cause when the wind changes you'll stay that way" lol

ya dnt wana no wat my parents told me once lol

but another one was wen me goldfish died i was gutted went to skool crying
when i came home fergie was bck
apparently dad had gone the loo n he was bck in the toilet bowl so dad fished him out it wasnt till i was a teanager n it was mentioned i realised how gulable id been and the etra white spot wasnt of the bleach dwn the loo
lol
stray
xxx

If the wind changes you'll stay like that!

Eat your carrots to help you see in the dark

My Dad used to tell me that the Ice cream man who played a particular tune (it changed weekly) was the one who picked his nose and put it in the icecream lol - it worked too as I didn't bother asking for one if I heard the tune. Cheeky wotsit got out of buying us a lot of icecreams that way lololololol xx

when I used to dress our cat Simba up and carry him around hanging upside down my dad used to say "his eyes will drop out"

and when I was a teenager and dad saw me plucking my eyebrows he said "what are you doing,you'll get cancer of the eyebrows"
----lovely man lol he also loved to creep up on me and scare me if I was watching dr who and the daleks,whilst hiding behind the settee

The jingle on the ice cream van means they've sold out

Don't swallow the apple pip or a apple tree will grow out of your ears

oh tw i was told that an all
and i told my kids it the other day
"slaps wrist norty mummy lol"

i was also told
father christmas was fake how shocking ia that

when I asked where I came from my mam told me she picked a banana off a tree and when she opened it I was curled up inside

I was found under a cabbage.

Sugar gives you worms.

Dont eat the holes on doughnuts...gives you hiccups.

Eat crusts to get curly hair.

If you are awake when santa comes..he goes away again.

Grape pips will give you appendicitis

If you dont' stop crying I'll give to something to cry about!

I'm still waiting for my hair to curl from all those crusts!

Eat up your carrots you'll see in the dark or
If I asked where something was mum would say Saw a little doggie run off with it!!

Keep pulling them faces and it will stop like that,,

dont eat raw potato youlll get worms,

Ill treat you when me boat come in,,,,that turned out to be a Mary Celest,!!!

Ill know if youre lying ,your tongue will be covered in white spots,!!and it will drop off,,,,,,,,!!!now thats enough to stop anybody,,,,,,,,

oh if ya lie ya tongue will be green

we nvr opened our mouths if we were n mam new lol

Mummy and Daddy are playing.

*blushes*