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if you dont like the jokes on here dont read them

Here here Hoff.

Lisa

well said but they do to cause trouble

How would you know if you like them or not until you have read them?

Because now there is a warning being put before the joke....

Hoff

far too sensible a suggestion.

BTW change your name now - it's only October so you can't have a Decmber name yet. pmsl

T.O.R. xx

quandary.... how do I know I wont like the joke? if I dont read it?

Bob

We feel we have to put warnings now, But even if we do people still read even if there is a warning saying they are rude and they don't like rude jokes just to cause an argument

If it says Rude you then have the option to carry on reading it Bob, but if you think you maybe offended by pass it....

oh? you mean like this'un?

Subject: What's sex



A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of sec's..."

shocked lol

Get your hand slapped you will Bob.......pmsl good one

pmsl Bob

tee hee

you had better edit your heading hoff or you will be in trouble and get a smacked botty

nice one bob

angie x

PMSL Bob........ 'puddle alert' :)))))

Hi Bob

nice one (even if it is a bit old)

T.O.R. ;o))

PMSL Bob,
Hazelx

Totally agree, if you don't like naughty jokes don't read them. I am no prude and can't wait to read them! lol.

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

Ha, funny!