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Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 06:21

Coffees on if you want it lol

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 06:22

to you all including those just looking in lol
:0))))))))))))))))))))
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 06:45

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Lisa Burnett,23,a resident of San Diego,was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed.,with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open,and she looked very strange.He asked her if she was ok,Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The man called the paramedics who broke into the car,because all the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got her to remove her hands,they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head...
A pillsbury biscuit canistor had exploded from the heat,making a loud noise like a gunshot,and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head.When she reached back to find out what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.She initially passed out,but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until rescued.
Lisa is blonde.

This was taken from an original newspsper article.


Moral of story is always put your shopping in the boot so only the spare tyre gets ''shot''
xx
:0))))))))))))))))

madammorg

madammorg Report 2 Oct 2007 06:53

lol!
morning folks
tina x

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 06:55

Good morning Trish
Don't worry I know a
lot look and don't post.
Thanks for taking the time lol
Morning Tina

xx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:06

Morning Clue

have a good day





*leaves brasso behind *

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 07:09

Keep just missing you Uzzi
You're getting fast on your feet lol
xx

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 2 Oct 2007 07:16

Morning Clueless, you start my day beautifully with your tales... Thank you.

Tina x

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 07:21

You're welcome and good morning TM
xx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:22

I was lurking in the corner pmsl

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 07:24

pmslmao
cheers for polishing the plaque
xx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:25

No problem can't let it get mucky ...

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 07:27

So no gossip for me then?
Feel like I missed something lol
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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:36

Not a lot been happening think everyone is trying to be good ....well most lol

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:38

Mind I think Keith's Harem have all packed their bags and de bunked elsewhere, does that count as gossip ??

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 07:43

ohhhhh yes what caused that then?
Not in harem so don't get any gossip there lol
xx

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:50

well I'm not either but I was lurking in the corner .....as one does ....and I saw`all these cases being packed.


Think he reckoned on moving some more in and couldn't take the pressure so they felt sorry for him. Mind the was a Knight appeared and not long after there was a flurry of movement

>>>>>>>exits to corner before he finds me pmsl

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 2 Oct 2007 07:54

back later ................

~Twiglet~

~Twiglet~ Report 2 Oct 2007 07:54

Morning Clueless, Morning Uzzi, morning all.....hope you have a good day

Clueless

Clueless Report 2 Oct 2007 07:58

Morning Twiglet
Hope it's a good one

Uzzi you can't say knight then not say who knight is tut's

Put's very bright light on Uzzi's corner
xx