General Chat

Sorry Mo, Tried it, Better for her to employ a Chef.She,d like that, especially if he was an ex Fireman. I think thats why she Burns Everything. .M. :o)))>xx.

These "Twiglets" Are they the same things you used to buy in Packets? ( Very Cheaply) .M.:o)))>xx.

well thats it as soon as I manage to get back on yer clears off

Right I'm Casting A Evil Spell On All Of You
Now+++++

June.

Hi

Sorry I was away so long. I've been cooking in the kitchen. Need I say more!

For those with computer problems, try this spell. It also works on televisions, cars etc. In fact on any appliance which is giving you aggro.

Take one computer brochure, string, seven sheets of brown paper.

Wrap your brand new state of the art, all singing, all dancing NEXT year's model computer in brown paper.

Each morning unwrap one layer

Make sure you do this IN FRONT OF your computer.

On the seventh morning, place the catalog UNDER the computer.

You will be amazed at how meek and compliant it has become.

An alternative is to alter the clock from midday to midnight so that it has to work when it wants to sleepl

OR take one sledge hammer.........

Oh so naughty Wicked Witch of the North
aka Aileen

ps Merlin 10% sounds reasonable.

Now where is that sledge hammer!

Back later with more whacky spells.

Wonder if it'd work on cyber bullies?

I just want to torture this computer
& this Gr site Im fed up with playing Yo YO

on here ,off for a cuppa to steady me nerves

June (with a headache)