General Chat

Yes Mike it is on here!! Am 22 and single! becx

5'3 and 3/4' (short ass) A blond on paydays Mousey roots the rest of the time Love to play with pads with 'wings' and pretend they are airoplanes. Warts...(not many) The kids ate the booobies :o(( Past sell by date... but still edible :o))) Size 5 shoe (take a 6 for comfort) Own mirrors that lie. Buy clothes size 14 and make sure the label hangs out...:o)) Buy clothes size 16 and cut the label off!!! In other words....NORMAL Gerri x

I`m 5ft 4,9 stone, Blue eyes,brown hair just past my shoulders and a size 10(at the moment) xxxx

have photos but on another site

4 ft 11 and 3/4, touch under or over eight stone, brown curly/frizzy hair in need of a cut and brown eyes with glasses. All the best things come in little packages!

Firstly to reply to Buttercup 'Lying through her teeth'. Think yourself lucky you,ve got teeth to lie through. I am pretty old; pretty tall; pretty much the same weight I was in my teens; pretty rich; but not pretty - indeed, my mother used to pull my pram so she didn,t...... Happy days

A face only a mother could love then Harry? Daisy Sobbing with laughter into my tea!

Short, fat and hairy and I have my roots died grey every six weeks.

Wendy, That's not you, that's a mouse! LoL CB >|< (Who is indescribable)

You will see for yourself in April, CB !! - lolol

Sober I believe I'm 5' 5', dark shoulder length hair and a size 12/14 singleton. Drunk I just know I am 5' 8', long dark hair and a size 8 which no man can resist!! PMSL!! :O)

I'd best bring me glasses then, W, don't want to miss you! LoL CB >|< XX

Pink, Don't bother gettting drunk - I've been there and being 5' 8 makes NO difference! It's a distinct handicap! LMHO CB >|< XX

People tell me im 42 but think they're lying - im 30 arent i? Lanky- nearly 6foot, size 12 on a thin day, blonde chemically enhanced hair. Im kind to small children and furry creatures, have a bit of a sick sense of humour but i do try to keep it under wraps when appropriate! I think im quite ordinary really apart from a slight bit of strangeness.

Well lets put it this way, I'm a good woman!!!!!!!!!!! You wouldnt want to eat me, but if you did theres enough for a public BBQ. Deanna ;-P

Sheila - no way are you 42!?!? I'm Bec and apparently I'm too young for speed dating!! GRRRR becx

CB - did you have heels on at the London meet or am I going mad? Mind you I've always wanted to be taller so perhaps I was just feeling very short! lol Daisy

you are all mad, but i like you, who used to say that?

Ben Dick Emery (when in drag) used to say 'ooh you are awful .. but I do like you' and give whoever 'she' was talking to a great shove! I'm 5'4' (vertically challenged according to my son) and a bit like Christine - well upholstered (also horizontally challenged according to same son) - short dark hair (which would be completely grey if not for the availability of Clairol) and size 7 feet. Erm .... just turned 41, and a Devon girl living in Somerset. Anything else? Mandy :)

if i told you, YOU'D MELT LOL