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Did anyone see the story about the woman who colla
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Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 | Report | 20 May 2005 23:55 |
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My 82 year old mum told me about it - she could hardly speak for laughing!! Will post it below - don't read if you are easily offended ... !! |
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Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 | Report | 20 May 2005 23:57 |
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and I quote ... 'A 33 year old housewife who decided to go shopping while still wearing her pair of Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants collapsed and later woke up with a hospital around her after the integrated 2.5' v*br***r made her faint. The lady, from Swansea, Wales, banged her head on shelving as she took a dive in her local Asda supermarket. Paramedics detected the still-buzzing panties on arrival and disabled them, returning them to their rightful owner when she had recovered. ' Brilliant - you couldn't make it up!!! Maz. XX |
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Maz from Cornwall | Report | 20 May 2005 23:59 |
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OMG!! Im speechless!! Please everyone remember I live in CORNWALL!! PMSL!! Maz x |
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SilverLady | Report | 21 May 2005 00:02 |
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Hi Maz, what a great story. I bet she felt a right fool. After working in the NHS for 20 years I had heard many similar stories but that one is priceless. pmsl. Love and Peace Marianne. xxxx |
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Sheleen | Report | 21 May 2005 00:02 |
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Oh, my! how terribly embarrassing for her... maybe Ann Summers should be warned - put danger notices on their product packaging, and perhaps an automatic cut-off?? I never heard of this kind of underwear before... nope. no no no... I was going to ask questions - but best left unsaid I think... I can hardly believe I am blushing here! Its not as if it happened to me!!! |
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Jack (Sahara) | Report | 21 May 2005 00:04 |
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well they have got to be worth a try lol Jack x |
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Unknown | Report | 21 May 2005 00:04 |
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i could understand it,if this happened in her local DIY centre :o) bryan. |
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Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 | Report | 21 May 2005 00:08 |
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Was out shopping with my mum today and she told me this as we walked past Ann Summers lol. I was all for going in and buying a pair, but for some reason she wouldn't come in with me ??!! Bet you she is the only 82 year old who watches Eurotrash though lol !! Maz. XX |
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DAVE B | Report | 21 May 2005 00:14 |
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Did it happen on the french stick aisle? Davex |
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Sue Lambrini Smith | Report | 21 May 2005 00:16 |
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er - just curios you understand- but, er, how much are they ? and do they have a supermarket warning sticker on 'em. pmsl ! |
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~♥ Daisy ♥~ | Report | 21 May 2005 00:17 |
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Bet they've sold out already! Guess what the number one bestseller for Christmas will be? Daisy |
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Jan From Bristol | Report | 21 May 2005 00:20 |
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wonders just outta curiosty - have they a website?? lol |
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Sheleen | Report | 21 May 2005 00:22 |
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Oh, No Mandy! Definately not the eggs... for two very sound reasons: My mum worked in a well-known shop, and two things are noted about benwa balls (as I think they are called)... the ones that vibrate do so because of magnets inside them. These magnets can set off the alarms when walking out of the shop... and the magnets are affected by escalators - the magnets in the moving escalators are so strong, they can pull the vibrating eggs from your body. You have all been warned...pmsl |
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Jan From Bristol | Report | 21 May 2005 00:25 |
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well can someone please tell me the addy lol :-)) |
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Rick | Report | 21 May 2005 00:27 |
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But Jan - you'd have to collapse in Tesco lololol.xx |
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~♥ Daisy ♥~ | Report | 21 May 2005 00:28 |
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Simply wouldn't do in Waitrose darling! lol Daisy |
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Jan From Bristol | Report | 21 May 2005 00:28 |
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noooo rick I wanna do style hun - morrisons lol |
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Sue Lambrini Smith | Report | 21 May 2005 00:31 |
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sorry jan- the site has crashed- due to unforseen demand ! lol |
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Sheleen | Report | 21 May 2005 00:32 |
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Ann Summers website (please don't go there if offended by sex toys, kinky underwear, rubber exotica, and mild porn mags....) www.annsummers(.)com |
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Sue Lambrini Smith | Report | 21 May 2005 00:33 |
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do they come [ ahem] from ann summers ? |
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