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Once upon a time there was a fella called Dave
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:54 |
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He was beginning to feel like an oven ready Turkey, when... |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:55 |
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some old boiler came up! |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:58 |
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and said.. ' i'll give you a service dave'.... |
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Mommylonglegs | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:58 |
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Why are you all trussed up Dave??? Your in the Gulf Stream you know. Morning Dave. Jenny. x |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:00 |
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yes your right Jennie chuck the silver foil away gulf stream weather here,and Ive just had my service! |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:00 |
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Then he found one in the coop, as he was about to leave the shop this little old lady asked him if he would like to go back to her house to get warmed up ,Dave..... |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:07 |
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.. thanked her but declined, she wasnt his type. He prefers his women more.... |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:09 |
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Buxom!! like bernard mathews turkeys |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:15 |
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bootiful Dave did say! |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:16 |
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anyone for stuffing!! he was heard to shout, just before he..... |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:17 |
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let them out! |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:18 |
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he boarded a train for Suffolk, where all the women run around naked |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:18 |
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and did the Turkey trot all the way up the M6.. |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:19 |
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Meet you in Suffolk then Dave!! |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:24 |
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While you're there, Dave, don't forget to sample the 'Suffolk Punch'. (They do say it's an 'orse, but I don't b'lieve 'em.) CB >|< X ... and you can look up some of my family tree in Brantham, too! |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:27 |
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No the Suffolk Punch is down my pants or not depending whether I have got any on! Dx |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:31 |
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He hasn't his dingle is still dangling in the dust. |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:56 |
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sounds painfull!! the women in suffolk are built like amazons, hav'nt seen a naked man in years watch out Dave!! |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 10:04 |
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ah but Dave said he likes his women big.... or was that buxom? |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 10:39 |
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We are pleasingly buxom us Suffolk girls i might add, so Dave is very happy with what he sees, he is off down the road on a tractor with a big grin on his face, shouting...... |
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