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A JOKE FOR STELLY..............
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Bec | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:04 |
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Lynne - Good! Stu - YES!! Stelly - good answer! |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:04 |
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Yep brilliant feeling when you shed that big useless lump of fat!!!!!! ;-)))))) Hi Stu you're brave!!!!!! Just a little friendly banter........... just so happens the subject of men came up!!!!!!! LOL |
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Bec | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:06 |
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How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Depends how thinly you slice them!!! |
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Nana Anna | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:07 |
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Bec PMSL!! Love that one. Brilliant. Anna |
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Bec | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:12 |
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off of his head. |
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Natalia | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:12 |
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OOh can I join in?!!!! What have you got if you have 100 blokes buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.! Natalia |
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Stelly ♥♥ | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:13 |
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OOhhh......Chicken Stu!!!!! SORRY....THAT WAS LAST YEAR..... |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:13 |
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Not a joke but did you hear the line from Kamal in the Big Brother diary room when he was telling them how he felt about Maxwell going for him ............' I may wear sitilettos but I've still got balls' ........ Classic!!!! :-) |
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Bec | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:13 |
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Natalia - superb!!! My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, 'This will make you happy tonight.' He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.He couldn't get back in. |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:15 |
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PMSL Bec |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:18 |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Retaliation!!!!!!!! LOL |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:19 |
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God made woman second because she didn't get it right first time!!! :-)))))))) |
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Bec | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:20 |
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded. |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:23 |
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This ones for you Bec........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour. |
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Bec | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:27 |
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Mandy - that was the next on my list! lol As they say, great minds... Right I'm off to bed now ladies (and Stu) Sweet dreams and here's to more man-bashing tomorrow! love becx |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:31 |
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Night Bec....... Stu I've nudged the Mens Rules thread for you..........enjoy!!!!!! Night Night Mandy |
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Natalia | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:33 |
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And another..... How do you make a man do sit ups? Put the remote control in between his toes! Natalia xx |
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Mandy | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:35 |
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Well thats also a way to make sure I never touch the remote again!!!!............. YUCK LOL |
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Natalia | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:37 |
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Mandy, I don't know about you but I NEVER get to touch the remote!!! I get to turn the TV off from time to time....but only when I'm lucky!! Natalia xx |
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Stelly ♥♥ | Report | 2 Jul 2005 02:37 |
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I ain't man bashing...at all..... but made me smile..... Stu....wot can I say...but thanx.... Will be back on form tomorrow girls....and guys........ Sorry if I deflated you too!!! Stel.xx Thanx Mandy....needed.....you!!! Goodnight.xx |
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