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Just been given a fortune cookie and it said...

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Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 22:50

'You are a person of culture' Doesn't really tell me much about my fortune though, unless you can spot the hidden meaning of it?

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 10 Sep 2005 23:08

Daniel - perhaps it means that bacteria will grow well on you!

Unknown

Unknown Report 10 Sep 2005 23:10

Was that bacterial culture or the posh sort, Dan? CB >|<

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:22

Hev's it's not working. Do you think I should go back to China and ask for a refund?

Sue Lambrini Smith

Sue Lambrini Smith Report 10 Sep 2005 23:24

you are such a fibber daniel ! it said you will be marrying someone very very much older than you soon... and do not try to fight it, you cannot win...... pmsl, sue.

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:24

No white

Christina

Christina Report 10 Sep 2005 23:26

Perhaps it meant that you should start watching (or attending) the last night of the Proms in one of your top hats Dan. Christina (jut back from holiday, so ready for the next story).

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:27

I'd have to buy a cane first. Been looking at the sword sticks but they're expensive. Nice to have you back and eager to work :-)

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:28

Yes, white. Are you part of the PC Police?

Maz from Cornwall

Maz from Cornwall Report 10 Sep 2005 23:30

Caught Under Lemon's Tree Until Readiness Expires!!

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy Report 10 Sep 2005 23:32

PMSL Maz.....

Christina

Christina Report 10 Sep 2005 23:33

Thanks, Dan. After all that unaccustomed exercise in Wasdale and Swaledale all I am fit for is sitting at the computer and editing. Chris x

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:34

Oh right. Well my german friend Herr Cut (he's a hairdresser) tells me that I need a special Chinese mirror for it to work. Any ideas where I could get one this evening?

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:39

Hevs? You awake?

Unknown

Unknown Report 10 Sep 2005 23:40

What about trying the Chinese Mirror Takeaway down the High Street?

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:42

It's too far to walk at this hour. If I can email a scan of the paper to Hev's then she can tell me my fortune!

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy Report 10 Sep 2005 23:43

Jim...he already knows his fortune....Marry Lemon and suffer, lol

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:45

Poor dear your memory's going. No, it's in white ink, that's white ink.

Daniel

Daniel Report 10 Sep 2005 23:49

Hevs are you still with us? I want to know what the meaning is!

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy Report 10 Sep 2005 23:50

Daniel it means you are going to be educated by Lemon, lol