General Chat

Why do you think I'm after an estate agent apprenticeship Julie?. I'm selling this place and they can go :-)

Oh Daniel surely you could try to be nice to your younger siblings. I bet they are cute.

No way. The table is always messy with colouring and glitter and baby stuff, and I'm not watching bloomin Stewart Little AGAIN as I fill my gob.

I'll have to find a wife

I put an ad in the jobs section. Still no takers for doting spouse required for prominent Wirral individiual seeking loving homemaker. What am I doing wrong?

If you think your parents are a pain when you're a teenage, wait till your settled down and married with kids. Nothing is right for them and they're more work than the kids. Angela

~~~~waves to Dan~~~~~ Can't understand why you've had no takers - perhaps they have misunderstood 'prominent Wirral' as a sort of disability - must be Kaz :o))

Hi Kaz, Maybe I should look for an italian one? You're married to an italian aren't you?

*screws up Newspaper advert and chucks it in the bin* 'Homemaker.... tut'

Lol am so gonna get you!

Bec, I only said that to encourage interest. I intended to wittle down the contestants for Dan Idol and then have a winner at the end. (it would be rigged for you of course) Kaz you had your chance. You blew it. (your chance)

Suggest you branch out and place ad's in papers around the world mentioning how well you can look after this new wife. also look cor slaves or concubines to share the workload! lol *throws newspaper at Daniel for being unkind to siblings, as he'd miss them if they disappeared*

Daniel.... or is it DK now??? I intend on being a career woman AND a mother so if you're looking for a Cook #2 then I suggest you look elsewhere! Humph! xx

Lunar they are to look after me. I deal with the business side of the relationship, they'll make sure I'm fed, clothed etc. You have alot to learn young lady.

Bec I'm sure we can come to some arrangement ;-) (Mr. Daniel K Longman is my full title)

Hey! who are you calling young lady? you sound like my grandfather and yet you are only 2 years older than my baby brother! Besides, I could run a house by the age of 12! Cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping - not so difficult! just not enjoyable!

Daniel... Sorry Mr D K Longman.... Sounds negociatable.... *rings Lawyer for Pre-Nup advice*

*note to self:- Look for the announcement notice of the betrovel of Miss 'Bec with a vengeance' to Master Daniel K Longman in the national papers*

Lunar what a great CV. Your hired! When can you start? Bec if you like you can be my second wife after you have set yourself up as industrial heiress. Then we can make sure we see each other to the grave comfortable. I'll deal with Lunar at a later stage.

Daniel - I plan on having at LEAST 7 or 8 husbands (Life Insurances only last a certain amount of trips to Harvey Nicks!)... which number would you like to be?