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Hi Kim thanks thats me to a T Val

Thankyou Kim! Marie : )

My son sing in public !!! You have got to be joking.Lol He wont dance either,he,s too scared of looking a fool. Proud like a lion is Leo,even though he,s got nowt to be proud about. Some mothers do have them !!! Maddy

Maddy he may pretend he is shy of singing - but we know different now eh? 72??? Gawd you dont look it babe! Good Luck with the line dancing!! ;o)))

I wish I didnt look it but wrinkles and saggy bits tell their own story dont they? Maddy

OK 4 Left........... VIRGO LIBRA SCORPIO (Lemon - Becs????) AQUARIUS (Christines Cusp) Come on - requests please cos I need to do my 'After Sex' and your starsign next!! ;o)))

Is it true about him Christine?? Or are you just nudging this up to finish it off sos I can do the 'After Sex' and your starsign thread??? LOL ;o))) xx

Go on then Kim..........What's in store for me over the next 9 days...............lol Im Libra Thanks Suzy :o) x

OK Suzy!! Over the next 9 days? Are you a Sahara Trekker then? OMG this thread is about 'How the 12 signs deal with near death experiences'!!! Hope its what you need! LOL..................... LIBRA: Floating out of the body, then in, then out, then in, and finally out again . . . Libra sees a tunnel and a vibrant being of light at the other end. 'Wow, is that Jesus? Wait a minute, maybe it's Kwan Yin. That looks like something she'd wear.' Never deciding whether to go through the tunnel (after all, what's death without someone to share it with?) Libra ends up back in the body by default, hounded by a mysterious compulsion to start a dating service for discarnate souls. ;o)))

Thanks Kim...........I think............LOL Suzy :o) x

Virgo please for my eldest the other two have been done thanks Val

Go on then Kim. Do me Aquarius for my eldest I loved the Gemini one btw! lol

Val!!!!!!!!!! VIRGO: Working a marathon 60 hours straight, Virgo collapses and leaves the body. She moves through that delightfully clean and sparkling tunnel of light, occasionally reflecting upon possible improvements . . . but soon becomes so worried by the thought of her loved ones 'managing' without her that she snaps back into the body like white lightning, sits up, and calmly pronounces herself alive, glancing at her watch. ;o)))

Do mine Kim, I'm Aquarius. Lin xx

Awww Thanks Jeanette! Last One!! ;o))) (Bet you are just hangin on for my 'After Sex' and your starsign thread!) HehHeh - What are you anyway J??? Oh - I digress - Here you are........................AQUARIUS: Aquarius gets to the pearly gates, sees that heaven isn't run by consensus, and opts for hell, where at least there is an appealing anarchy and rules are made to be broken. Ironically, Aquarian near-death experiences tend to be extremely traditional, i.e., God the Father, St. Peter, the celestial choir and so on (another reason to rebel and opt for hell). Once in the underworld, they bedevil the hell out of Satan and his cronies with their loud and vigorous campaigns for progressive reforms, and are quickly expelled back to the body. ;o)))

LOL! Sounds very much like my daughter Come on then let's have the After Sex horoscopes..............Gemini please! LOL

Me - Scorpio!!

Thanks that is Sharron she is on the go and worrying about everything and body Val

If you do my sex and after stars i will need a man to go with them please Val

Kim...after sex!!!! Virgo please