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Is it true about him Christine?? Or are you just nudging this up to finish it off sos I can do the 'After Sex' and your starsign thread??? LOL ;o))) xx

OK 4 Left........... VIRGO LIBRA SCORPIO (Lemon - Becs????) AQUARIUS (Christines Cusp) Come on - requests please cos I need to do my 'After Sex' and your starsign next!! ;o)))

I wish I didnt look it but wrinkles and saggy bits tell their own story dont they? Maddy

Maddy he may pretend he is shy of singing - but we know different now eh? 72??? Gawd you dont look it babe! Good Luck with the line dancing!! ;o)))

My son sing in public !!! You have got to be joking.Lol He wont dance either,he,s too scared of looking a fool. Proud like a lion is Leo,even though he,s got nowt to be proud about. Some mothers do have them !!! Maddy

Thankyou Kim! Marie : )

Hi Kim thanks thats me to a T Val

For Maddy's Boy!!............ LEO: 'Nooooooo, I am NOT dead. I am not, I am not, I am not . . . Who are those guys in the white robes? What's that they're singing . . . ? They're off key. I can sing better than that! Where's the choir director? I need a microphone immediately. Unless it's Rolling Stone or Spin, hold my calls.' ;o)))

Especially for Marie!!................... PISCES: For some reason, our Piscean friends barely notice their near death experiences. Instead, during a typical day at the office, many Pisceans report seeing beings with long-suffering expressions on their faces and who patiently tell the Piscean to go back to his or her body. ;o)))

Very true I do laugh at myself and the silly things I do and say and I’m very clumsy, and also stubborn. Not surprised they want to get rid of me! Thanks Van x

Please Kim can you do Leo for my son ? Maddy

Vanessa!! You Ready For This Hun???............. SAGITTARIUS: Sag floats out of her body and has to laugh at the stupid way she bought the farm. After somehow BREAKING the tunnel of light, she absolutely refuses to return to the body, since she's been trying to get out of it for all these years (via clumsy accidents). Because Sag is immensely curious about whether the so-called organized religious have any validity at all, this stroke of luck leads to some amaaaaaazing lessons, until, alas, the astral folks tire of her and trick her into returning to Earth for the duration. LOL ;o)))

Quite close but I,m taking up line dancing in two weeks time so at 72 its not as bad as all that is it.Lol Specially as I have two left feet.PMSL Maddy

Val!! Loved this one!!............ GEMINI: The key thing to the zodiacal twins isn't the experience itself, but how they can embellish it when telling the story (or writing about it). Since Geminis are comfortable in all worlds, except those without telephones, they usually bounce back to the body fairly rapidly-- and the mouth tends to work before the rest of the body comes back to life. ;o)))

Pisces Please! Marie

LOL Deanna!! Right then Maddy - Cancer - same as me - this had better be good!! CANCER: Cancerians can live to be 125 years old, and they don't usually have near death experiences, but they can come awfully close to having a near life experience when they get brave and venture out of their house for 'supplies.' Ooooer dont like that much!! True Though! ;o)))

Ha! Ha! Very true as I do love my food!! Helen x

Sagitarrius please.

For Helen!! (Intrigue no more)....... TAURUS: Leaving the body, Taurus realizes that he or she no longer has a stomach and immediately returns to the body (thud!), without seeing tunnels, light, God, etc., making Taurus skeptical for the rest of his or her life. ;o)))

Gemini please val