General Chat

Am I too late? for Sagittarius? KimKat my friend

Kim have you nipped out for a pasty or what? the signs will have gone on another cycle soon lol

Kim - Im a Leo, but Im in Oz - not sure if that makes a difference Jood

Hi Kim, I am a Virgo, see how you do?

Awwwwwwwwww Kim n after all that excitment

Bear With Me Fellow Horrorscopers!! I seem to have mislaid the website for the 'after sex' and your sign! Unless It Was All A Dream??? NAAAAWWWW!! ;o))) xx

BECS!! SCORPIO: Since most Scorpios have nine lives, they tend to brainstorm different ways to trigger the near death experience. Once nearly dead, most can barely get to the end of the tunnel without meeting some being with whom they have astral sex. When asked whom they prefer to greet them on the other side, 75% name a favorite vampire, and Medusa is a strong contender. ;o)))

Kim...after sex!!!! Virgo please

If you do my sex and after stars i will need a man to go with them please Val

Thanks that is Sharron she is on the go and worrying about everything and body Val

Me - Scorpio!!

LOL! Sounds very much like my daughter Come on then let's have the After Sex horoscopes..............Gemini please! LOL

Awww Thanks Jeanette! Last One!! ;o))) (Bet you are just hangin on for my 'After Sex' and your starsign thread!) HehHeh - What are you anyway J??? Oh - I digress - Here you are........................AQUARIUS: Aquarius gets to the pearly gates, sees that heaven isn't run by consensus, and opts for hell, where at least there is an appealing anarchy and rules are made to be broken. Ironically, Aquarian near-death experiences tend to be extremely traditional, i.e., God the Father, St. Peter, the celestial choir and so on (another reason to rebel and opt for hell). Once in the underworld, they bedevil the hell out of Satan and his cronies with their loud and vigorous campaigns for progressive reforms, and are quickly expelled back to the body. ;o)))

Do mine Kim, I'm Aquarius. Lin xx

Val!!!!!!!!!! VIRGO: Working a marathon 60 hours straight, Virgo collapses and leaves the body. She moves through that delightfully clean and sparkling tunnel of light, occasionally reflecting upon possible improvements . . . but soon becomes so worried by the thought of her loved ones 'managing' without her that she snaps back into the body like white lightning, sits up, and calmly pronounces herself alive, glancing at her watch. ;o)))

Go on then Kim. Do me Aquarius for my eldest I loved the Gemini one btw! lol

Virgo please for my eldest the other two have been done thanks Val

Thanks Kim...........I think............LOL Suzy :o) x

OK Suzy!! Over the next 9 days? Are you a Sahara Trekker then? OMG this thread is about 'How the 12 signs deal with near death experiences'!!! Hope its what you need! LOL..................... LIBRA: Floating out of the body, then in, then out, then in, and finally out again . . . Libra sees a tunnel and a vibrant being of light at the other end. 'Wow, is that Jesus? Wait a minute, maybe it's Kwan Yin. That looks like something she'd wear.' Never deciding whether to go through the tunnel (after all, what's death without someone to share it with?) Libra ends up back in the body by default, hounded by a mysterious compulsion to start a dating service for discarnate souls. ;o)))

Go on then Kim..........What's in store for me over the next 9 days...............lol Im Libra Thanks Suzy :o) x