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I had to eat that today because tomorrows festive delights is DOUBLE the quantity of that little lot ~burps~ Excuse me...

YOU PIG,,,WHY could keep some till tomorrow

Adam you PIG! You suprised you feel slightly sick? pmsl.

Feeling rather icky now. Today I've eaten; 6 pork chops 2 lamb chops a fish pie and a Lemon merengue pie Please no one make me laugh, I'm even afraid to move.... :O(

Aw poor Adam, You didn't have to eat it all today! You could've just cook and re-freeze, then not cook for rest of the week!! :) (better still-close the freezer door!!) pmsl!

Thank you, D D .... :-)

Well come on Rhubarb pie but can i have double cream please

Oooooooooooooh ADAM~~~~~~Copy HOT Cat~~~~~~~ tee hee............. Deanna X

Please Don't Mention FOOD!!!!! ~groan~

Adam have you had your lemon meringues yet?

Thank you Jean :O)

Hi Adam Just seen this thread. Anyone can post anything on this board as long it is not offensive. Good heavens lad I have known days when half the threads on page 1 related to one another. Keep on posting on any topic you want. Jean x.

Come on peeps ..... these cows are sweltering in this heat .....lets get 'em rounded up and head 'em to the watering hole .... or they'll be leaving lots of pooh on Adams kitchen floor and he'll have to start again :-) Hi Maid Marion ......How R U today ???? It's OK peeps, I'll not ignore you sweetie :-))) Elaine ;-)

pmsl when a lovely funny thread lots of fun and laughter here lol Rosex

Got it... Wells Fargo came to Adams place, Saw his kitchen floor and laughed in his face ;O)

Jenny, I remember this and I'm racking my brains to think of the last lines..

All this talk about cowboys has just reminded me of a rhyme my Grandad used to say to me. Jennifer Jane had a pain, So they sent for Wagon Train, Wagon Train was no good, So they sent for Robin Hood. Robin Hood was having tea, So they sent for Laramie. Laramie had lost its Cargo, So they sent for Wells Fargo. Sorry cant remember the last bit. Jenny.

Zoo time is she and you time The mammals are your favourite type, and you want her tonight Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers This town ain't big enough for both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Flying domestic flying And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear Heartbeat increasing heartbeat You are a khaki-coloured bombadier it's Hiroshima that you're nearing This town ain't big enough for both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Daily, except for Sunday You dawdle in to the cafe where you meet her each day Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do This town ain't big enough for both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Shower, another shower You've got to look your best for her and be clean everywhere Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat The rain is pouring on the foreign town, the bullets cannot cut you down This town ain't big enough for both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Census, the latest census There'll be more girls who live in town though not enough to go round Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You know that: This town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us This town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us And I ain't gonna leave SPARKS - 'This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us'

a 1... 2... 3...4... (I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh! I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.) Yeah! All around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy. But I say: Oh, now, now. Oh! (I shot the sheriff.) - the sheriff. (But I swear it was in selfdefence.) Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah! I say: I shot the sheriff - Oh, Lord! - (And they say it is a capital offence.) Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah! Sheriff John Brown always hated me, For what, I don't know: Every time I plant a seed, He said kill it before it grow - He said kill them before they grow. And so: Read it in the news: (I shot the sheriff.) Oh, Lord! (But I swear it was in self-defence.) Where was the deputy? (Oo-oo-oh) I say: I shot the sheriff, But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo-oh) Yeah! Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down, So I shot - I shot - I shot him down and I say: If I am guilty I will pay. (I shot the sheriff,) But I say (But I didn't shoot no deputy), I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no! (I shot the sheriff.) I did! But I didn't shoot no deputy. Oh! (Oo-oo-ooh) Reflexes had got the better of me And what is to be must be: Every day the bucket a-go a well, One day the bottom a-go drop out, One day the bottom a-go drop out. I say: I - I - I - I shot the sheriff. Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah! I - I (shot the sheriff) - But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah!

mopping the floor TWILIGHT ZONE AGAIN when did i last clean the whole floor not just the offending bit