General Chat

here is one made earlier.....

I've just added this to the other thread but it may be helpful. Chunks sent me this and it makes everything clear - You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes! BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has 'actually been thrown', it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

Not according to my son - but my husband thinks differently - with him it is golf. Both in my opinion, are boring. Ann

lol Thank you Hayley Linda

She has gone in to hiding Linda lol.....

Oooooh Bc and I thought it was because I was fat lol Linda

Ryan Giggs ...................

awww Linda! Those rippling thighs, those sweaty armpits....how can you resist? lol BC

I wonder if its the Carr name that does it my grandma and Grandad were Carr's and I hate football and dont really like sport at all Linda

Don't you think if there was more women Refs, then players would have less to say to them.....sorry carry on BC..

Lol Elaine, you know your team play the ***side rule all the time!!!! Hayley, I really cannot discuss this important subject any longer on Granny Carr's thread. It would be impolite)-

If BC says it is offside, then it is offside - the rules of ####all ... :-)

granny afraid thats all they talk abaht in our house, or any of the famliy members houses, it grows on you after a while,,,,,our youngest grandchild is 11months old, one of her words are,,,,,,,,you guessed GOAL,, jackiex

what gets me is if.... The peppers running back to the salt and no where near the popcorn but the mustard is how can that be offside?

Just a diversion - but there is a Formula 1 Grand Prix this weekend.

Yes I have got a new dictionary today........Do carry on BC...

right salt and pepper on table level square to tables leading edge, can of larger drink zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hes gone to sleep girls.......sorry

Excuse me ... BC, Man U are at Watford tomorrow ... :-)

Hayley, you astound ME with your knowledge:-))

When I worked in my sisters pub, I used to work the sat dinner shift, I used to listen to all the lads talk about f**tb*LL and when they had gone to the match , and the all dayers came in I would astound them with my knowledge......lol