General Chat

THINK I'LL STICK TO ME LITTLE PEARL, DON'T DO BALL'S, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT TAKES 2 OF THEM, ME PEARL SMELLS NICE ANYWAY! LOL KIM

PIPS, I'M AFRAID MY INSPIRATION IS LIKE YOUR BALLS, IT'S DRIED UP AT THE MOMENT PMSL I THINK THAT SHERRY I HAD ADDLED MY BRAIN. IT'S A RATHER STRONG ONE, THAT ONE CALLED 'A'M ON TIL A DO' LOL ANYWAY HERE IS A LITTLE DITTY FOR YOU. EACH TIME THE KLEENEZE GIRL CALLS AND TRIES TO SELL ME DRYER BALLS, I ALWAYS SAY YES, TELL HER I CROSS DRESS AND THEY'RE HANDY FOR WASHING MY SMALLS. JEFF X STRAIGHT AND PMSL

PIPS, WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT BOOK FROM THE LOCAL LIBRARY ABOUT DETERGENTS, I'M SURE IT WILL HELP YOU. IT'S ENTITLED 'WASHING WITH DRYER BALLS' BY TESS TICKLE. JEFF. CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE

OMG JEFF, CAN YOU IMAGINE, A BRAILLE BOOK, BY TESS TICKLE ? PMSL PIPS XX

LOL..........ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BALLS & AT CHRISTMAS TOO, WHAT ARE YOU LOT LIKE!! (I HAVE TRIED THE WASH BALLS, BUT NOT THE DRYER ONES, THEY WERE RUBBISH. MAYBE WOULD WORK WITH THE SMALLEST WASH LOAD, BUT NO GOOD FOR ME)

JEFF, MERRY MAGGY DOESN'T RECOMMEND THE WET BALLS PIPS XX LOL

PIPS LOVE IF TESS TICKLE DWELLS ON THE USE OF DRYER BALLS, I'M SURE SHE'LL DO IT WITH LOTS OF FEELING. LOL

LOL.........

I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO TRY THE DETERGENT BALLS, I HAVE LOADS OF DIRTY WASHING. BRAILLE...USE OF MY FINGERS TO READ, AND TESS TICKLE, JUST DON'T BEAR THINKING ABOUT, LET ALONE ORDERING, JEFF. PIPS XX LOL

SORRY LINDA, I WANTED TO SEE IF ANYONE COULD RECOMMEND DRYER BALLS. I HAVE LEARNT THAT STEVE HAS THEM, DEBS SWEARS BY THEM AND MERRY MAGGY DOESN'T RATE WET BALLS. JEFF THINKS I SHOULD READ BOOKS BY TESS TICKLE ON THE SUBJECT, BUT HAVING TO READ IN BRAILLE AND ORDERING ANYTHING BY TESS TICKLE, GIVES ME THE GIGGLES !! PIPS XX LOL

LINDA TRY VOICING YOUR WORDS WITH A LITTLE FEELING, THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK. JEFF LOL

OH PIPS I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU ASKING FOR THAT BOOK IN THE LIBRARY. SUCH FUN AND MERRIMENT. LOL JEFF

WHICH CATEGORY WOULD THEY COME UNDER JEFF ? PIPS XX

PIPS, THIS IS TRUE, LAST YEAR I WAS IN CONTACT WITH A YOUNG LADY VIA E-MAIL AND I MENTIONED THE SUBJECT OF ALIEN INVASION. I THEN ADVISED HER TO GET A BOOK ENTITLED 'THE DAY THEY CAME DOWN' BY LUCY LASTIC. I DISCOVERED LATER THAT SHE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN AND ENQUIRED ABOUT THE BOOK. I ALMOST HAD A FIT THROUGH LAUGHING, COULD'NT BELIEVE IT. STILL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY 'IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE' JEFF XX LOL

PIPS CAN JUST SEE IT NOW, YOU GOING TO THE LIBRARY 'PLEASE CAN I HAVE TESS TICKLES DRYER BALLS THAT I CAN FEEL'!!! PMSL KIM

PRINTED BY...TACTILE BOOKS, I PRESUME !!!!!! PMSL PIPS XX LOL

OMG I'VE DONE THAT MUCH LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD THAT MY EYES ARE BEGINNING TO DRY UP NOT TO MENTION OTHER PARTS OF MY ANATOMY. JEFF ALMOST PMSL.

JUST USE THAT OINTMENT JEFF PIPS XX

PIPS I THINK I SHALL HAVE TO APPLY IT LIBERALLY. THERE WON'T BE ANY OF THOSE DRYER WOTSITS IN OUR HOUSE TONIGHT LOL JEFF

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TRY AND GET SOME DRYER BALLS, PUT THEM TO THE TEST AND POST THE RESULTS PIPS XX