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Oh GGGGEEEOOOOUUUUGGGGOOOOSSSS one - bows curtseys and falls over dog slides on bum on newly cleaned floor and then gives you a BIG SMILE. Mary xx

Hi Hayley G1 I like that i might change me board name lol Jac You aint seen Boo when shes wound up and full of e numbers lolol Mary Be careful hun don't want me subjects getting injured :o)

On yer bike !! I isny calling ya gorgeous one cos no one calls me it ;O)P

Anita Ok i'll make a new rule everyone has to call you it too but with less o's of course pmsl anyway I aint got a bike hun lolol Listen up everyone New ruling Anita is now to be referred to as another gooorgeous 1 lol

Oi !! Ya can't put everyone under duress like that lol I don't accept compliments given under threat cos it disny count lolol

Oh ecky thump will have to practice bowing and curtseying to 2 of you now - and must remember not to fall over dog !!! Mary xx

Jax I don't accept compliments about my looks - like 'oh gorgeous one' - cos they isny deserved ............. lolol

Anita Ya dont except compliments full stop lol Mary Its ok you dont have to bow just use my name and smile :o)

JAX the rules sre as follows: 1)The faemale always makes the rules. 2)the rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notice. 3)NO male can possibly know all the rules. 4)If the female suspectst the male knows all the rules, the female must immediatly change some/or all the rules 5)The female is NEVER wrong. 6)If the female is wrong ,it is due to a missunderstanding,which was adirect result of something the maledid or said wrong. 7)The maale must appologise immediatlyfor causing said missunderstanding 8)The female may change her mind at ant time. 9)The male must never change his mind,without the express written consent of the female 10)The female has every right to be upset or angry. 11)The female must under NO circumstsnces, let the male know weather she wants him to be angry/upset. 12)The male is expected to mind read at all times. 13)If the female has p.m.t. the rules are null and void 14)The female is ready , when she is ready. 15)The male MUST be ready at all times. 16)Any attemp to document the rules, could result in bodily harm. 17)The male who doesnt abide by the rules, cant take the heat, lacks backbone, and is therefore deemed a wimp. hope this clarifies your rules for world domination Jax mooning now!!! pmsl Jean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Anita I say this as a friend shut up and take a pigging compliment lol and anyway ya still aint getting out of the smiling and moonying pmsl Rach pmsl Yeh you can be me side kick lolol Taff My rules are simple as long as people smile, show their bums and call me goooooooorgeous one thats enough for me lol well for now anyway pmsl

Te he you lot as the jester I can only lose me head ...(well I lost that years ago )........ Reel boo on oh gorgy thingy we found a play mate lol (what agey thing) still have play mate for boo

Oh er,Does this 'Domination Thingy' Include you dressed in Leather with Thigh Length Boots and a Whip??? If so ,would you please post a Picture so we all can see ( Madam Jax,in All Her Finery ) Hal.PHSL. :o))))))>xx.

Hal seeing as you brought it up You can wear the leather and boots pmsl Im sure everyone would like to see a pic of that lmao

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well its drunk lemonade

Ok hun have a break from grovelling and just moony instead pmsl Gwen lemonade is fine dont want ya getting a hangover though