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Tell me about it :-( :-D :-D

:-D :-D :-D Time for bed for both of us. And only 9.40 in the morning here :-S

Old age doesn't come alone

There once was a man from Pontypandy
Who, with words, was very handy.
But his wife, alas,
Thought him very crass,
And slapped him on his handy

A poet from Australind
Told his wife one day he had sinn'd
All day he wrote prose
From his head to his toes
And rest of this has been binn'd

A man from Porth called Ugga
Was incredibly fond of his rugger
All weekend he'd scream
For his favourite team
But they lost!!! Oh, dear

Couldn't think of anything to rhyme with Ugga
:-( :-( :-(

And now for some culture; Robert Herrick...

Her eyes the glowe-worme lend thee,
The shooting -stars attend thee; And the elves also
Whose little eyes glow
Like the spark of fire, befriend thee

A nice twist on the original, John :-D

I have to admit that I don't actually write the limericks, unlike your man from down under, which I did appreciate.

I plagiarise them :-S

Mornin' Allan :-D :-D :-D

I see you have been up all night writing limericks whilst other bards slept

A young engineer name of Paul

Was equipped with an octagonal ball

The square of its weight

Times his pecker, plus eight

Is his phone number, give him a call!

There was a young girl of Penzance
Who decided to take just one chance.
She let herself go
In the arms of her beau
Now all of her sisters are aunts.

There was a young girl from Madras

Who had a most beautiful ass

Not rounded and pink

As you probably think

But Grey with long ears, and ate grass

A young trapeze artist named Bract
Is faced by a very sad fact.
Imagine his pain
When again and again
He catches his wife in the act!

How do you pronounce 'sheik"?
Is it 'sheek' or 'shake'?
Bear that in mind.

There once was a sheik, a sheik
and he was a sneik- a sneik.
He took an Earl's daughter
to his flat in Bayswater,
and kept her for aweik, aweik.

And it's goodnight from me. and it's ..........

There was a singing nun called Anna
Who was caught in a flood in Havana
As she floated away
The other nuns, so they say,
Accompanied her on the piana

A sculptor remarked, "I'm afraid
I have fallen in love with my trade. I'm much too elated
With what I've created,
And, chiefly, the women I've made"

There was a young lady called Bright
Who claimed that she could travel faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And came back on the previous night

"I wouldn't be bothered with drawers,"
said one of our better known whawers;
"There isn't much doubt
I do better without
in handling my everyday chawers."

Wonder when "Roger Rabbit" will awaken!

Have to get some sleep. You have beaten me, Allan. I have been licked :-D ;-)

Only if it is stamped on your conscience, John :-D :-D

Snotty snigger sounds like one of Michael McIntyre's bodily malfunctions. Come to think, I had a mini sick this afternoon - no idea where that came from. :-S

You have taught me something this afternoon, Allan. I thought word was philately.

Relax, John. If I'm the man from down under then my face certainly is not like thunder

I was always told that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :-D :-D

No, not shock. More a snotty snigger :-D






I think I may be getting a cold.....................