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A smile for a cold Tuesday morning

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Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 26 Nov 2013 06:34

A sixteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy (aka chemist aka drug store). "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're £3.50," said the pharmacist. "Heck," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend " "Well," said the pharmacist, "in that case you can take a box for free." "Wow, thanks!!!" yelled the boy as he dashed out the door holding the box of condoms.

That night, he was at his girlfriends' house, and everyone was seated at the dinner table, ready to eat. They all said grace with bowed heads, and then they began eating. As dinner progressed, the girl noticed that the boy's head was still bowed. "I didn't know you were so religious," she whispered to her young boyfriend, impressed.

"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," was his reply.

EDIT - Updated to reflect age of consent in the UK and that not everyone understands the word pharmacy ;-)

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 26 Nov 2013 06:40

Well that didn't last long - no swear words, no blasphemy. some people need to really get a life :-P

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Nov 2013 08:48

"Genes.co.za................is not responding",
" there is a problem with the webpage, IE is looking for a solution,....recover webpage?"
have to wait till the ads have loaded before I can scroll the page.......

wish they would put these problems right as quick as the RR'r;

for me, Genes is a right pain in the Arris............

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 26 Nov 2013 09:02

I saw the joke and I am disgusted..../ I am disgusted that someone should be so narrow minded as../ I am going to write to Genes and complain..../I have written to Genes to complain..../ Can someone pm me the joke please...../This is why nobody is contributing to threads....

Please delete as appropriate, or add your own words to this thread.

Me?? I guess I'll manage today without hearing the things that seem to make Colin smile all the time. ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 26 Nov 2013 09:10

hmm - itchy fingers is out and about early then :-(

Mersey

Mersey Report 26 Nov 2013 09:11

Come on Col fess up, send me a pm please :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 26 Nov 2013 09:25

Thanks Col :-D :-D Well it made me laugh, my kind of humour!! :-D :-D

Nowt wrong with that joke at all (in my opinion) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 26 Nov 2013 09:35

Come on Mersey, send me a pm please. ;-) :-D

I like to know what I'm being protected from.

Mersey

Mersey Report 26 Nov 2013 09:37

On its way Island you will laugh at it and laugh at the RRer too :-D :-D ;-)

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 26 Nov 2013 09:42

funny
:-D

Island

Island Report 26 Nov 2013 09:45

It's back up top .

For goodness sake!!!

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 26 Nov 2013 09:46

Lol I've been reinstated

Wend

Wend Report 26 Nov 2013 09:53

Hurray! Thank goodness for common sense :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 26 Nov 2013 09:57

Told ya Col, you keep posting :-D :-D ;-)

Island

Island Report 26 Nov 2013 09:57

I've seen worse in a cracker. :-S

Mersey

Mersey Report 26 Nov 2013 10:14

Its the way Col tells em :-D :-D ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 26 Nov 2013 10:15

:-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 26 Nov 2013 10:15

So wrong on so many levels:
1. Age of consent is 16. This was a criminal act and should be judged accordingly.
2. Any chemist is allowed to sell just one. He just had to split the pack with a pair of scissors.
3. Fifteen-year old should be spelt "fifteen-year-old"
4. Pharmacist is not a word we use that often. Round here, we say chemist.
5. How many families have a meal together today or say grace? He would have been watching TV with a tray, eating his chips with right hand with his Wii in his left.

Some may be amused by possible child abuse. And no, I did not report it.

Mersey

Mersey Report 26 Nov 2013 10:18

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Are you for real

Edit:- Apologies GR playing up my post disappeared half way through

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 26 Nov 2013 10:23

brilliant

John - get a life :-S