General Chat

What's all the sweet talk, whispers and hugs?
Wanting the sweet that everyone loves...Birds Instant Whip.

Run along to your sweet shop and say Dudley sent you.

My cousin Jane got married,
I had to wear a tie.
I didn't like the meal we had,
And I will tell you why.
We didn't have Heinz beans at all,
I wish I hadn't come.
If that's what getting married means,
I think I'll stay with Mum.
We had Heinz beans for tea though.

someone's mother isn't using Persil

Hello I'm flashy.

Hello I'm dim.

Hello I'm Mazda.

[light bulbs]

:-D :-D

Mazda lights stay brighter longer,
Always ask for Mazda.

Dear Mr Harry

Hello

Hope you are okay.


How about a "thank you"? :-S
Customer service is sometimes lacking these days and vice versa.

(Perhaps I'm just being grumpy!)


Take gentle care
Best wishes
Elizabeth, EOS
xx

It's the big one, it's the bonny one, with the North's biggest sale!
For complete satisfaction, Newcastle Brown Ale!


Well, I am a Geordie! :-D

Yep, been gardening Elizabeth - and watching the cricket and rugby. (it's hard being a pensioner)

So many replies and memories. Many thanks to you all for the interest. Some real memory joggers there.

How many rail passengers thought they had arrived at 'Bovril'.

Best wishes Happy days

Brentford Nylons, as advertised by Fluff Freeman?

Last call on this one. New one on me MG, but not unexpected perhaps.
Best wishes Happy days

Consulate - cool as a mountain stream
Drink a pinta milka day (full cream?)
Go to work on an egg

Now take your malt and cod liver oil

Don't forget to switch off your set

It's chilly out so wear your liberty bodice

Wolf whistles (or is that just me?) :-)

For Mash ...Get Smash
That song by Lee Marvin....I was Born Under a Wondering Star...heard it about 2 wks go and can't get it out of my head :-S

How about ...
Larry Lamb
Mrs. Dales Diary
The One O'clock Gang ... AND
Dick Barton Special Agent

So itell lies. Back again. thanking those latest posters.

What about a penny for the gas; a shilling for the meter; button B on the telephone. God, I'm old.

Happy days

Make Sure you Wash Behind your Ears
Make Sure You Have Clean Underwear On ...You Might Have to go to Hospital

At least 20 years older than anyone else on GR, Harry. Keep taking whatever you're taking. My dad told me about Button A and Button B. :-D :-D And he was born 1918!!!!

I thought you were the oldest on chat John :-S :-D

Do you find yourselves still saying to the children "pull the chain" even though there isn't one.

Or referring to the wing mirrors, which are no longer on the wings of the car.

If you hear a noise with your milk and your roll,
It must be the ten-thirty Humphrey patrol.
Slippers with pom-poms for creeping about.
Look out, look out, look out, look out,
There's a Humphrey about!

Campari advert ...Lorraine Chase

Asked if she had been truly wafted here from paradise
she replied Nah Luton Airport.

Emma :-)